Ngesonto eledlule, mhlawumbe, umuntu ovilaphayo akafundile izindaba ezihlobene nabangenele esikhundleni sekhanda likahulumeni. Kubonakala sengathi uRobert De Niro kanye nosebenza naye uSalma Hayek akuzona nje abadwebi abanamakhono, kodwa izakhamuzi ezisebenzayo zezwe labo. Ezingxoxweni zamuva, laba bobabili bakhulume ngokumelene noDonald Trump, bebheka ukunqotshwa kwakhe futhi ... ubuwula!
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Kubonakala sengathi, kahle, umkhosi wefilimu eSarjevo uthini nezombangazwe? Kodwa-ke, izintatheli zathokoza uRobert De Niro imibuzo "enzima" futhi wabaphendula ngaphandle kokungabaza.
Khumbula ukuthi umlingisi waya eBalkans ukuletha inguqulo evuselelwe nebuyisiwe ye-movie "Umshayeli wetekisi" uMartin Scorsese.
Ngokwesigcawu sefilimu, i-hero De Niro - i-sociopath, eyabuya empini eVietnam. Umdlali we-Oscar-winning uqhathanisa noMnu. Trump nomlingiswa wakhe:
"Ngiyamlalela futhi ngicabanga ngezinye izikhathi - uthini?" Nkulunkulu wami! Uvele nje uphapheme. Kungenza ngisho nokuhleka kancane. Ngicabanga ukuthi uDonald Trump akaveli endaweni manje, njengomshayeli wetekisi uThwavis Bickle ondabukisayo. Kwangathi iNkosi ingasisiza! ยป.Funda futhi
- Izikhathi ezihle kakhulu futhi ezihle kakhulu kanye ne-intanethi ye-intanethi kusukela emshadweni weNkosana uHarry noMegan Markle!
- Ukuhlekwa kwesibindi futhi: UDonald Trump ukhohliwe ukuhalalisela esidlangalaleni uMelania Trump ngosuku lukaMama
- UNdunankulu wase-USA uMelania Trump wahlushwa ukusebenza okuyinkimbinkimbi ezinso
USalma Hayek usekulungele ukuboleka incwadi yakhe yomlando wase-US
I-baton yokugxekwa yathola ubuhle bukaSalma Hayek. Usola ummeli waseRepublican ngokungazi umlando we-United States nhlobo. Lokhu kwaxoxwa kuLate Show Late Show noJames Corden.
Umlingisi ophanayo nohlakaniphile wamlethela ikhophi kaSteve Wiegand "Umlando we-USA weDummies" ku-studio. Uthe leli bhuku lizosiza kakhulu iTump for yentuthuko yonke:
"Ngikholelwa ukuthi, angifunde kuphela le ncwadi, kodwa futhi ngifundile umlando wezigidigidi. Unesiqephu lapho lapho eshaya uthisha womculo ebangeni lokuqala. Futhi-ke uthi kuze kube manje-sonke isigaba sokuqala esifanayo ... Yebo, umongameli wethu onamandla angaba nezinga lokuthuthukiswa kwesikole esincane. Nginamahloni ngaye! Ngingumama waseMexico onesifo sokuthi i-dyslexia nesiNgisi ulimi lwami lwesibili, kodwa angiyiziphukuphuku! Futhi ngingabona ngokucacile uhlobo luni lomdlalo uMnu. Trump oqale. Ukuziphakamisa kwakhe kwenzelwe iziwula. "