Into engcono kakhulu engingayenza ukucindezela inkinobho "yokuhlehlisa" kwiwashi le-alamu. "
1. Ukuvuka ekuseni kusuke kunzima kakhulu ukuhlolwa emhlabeni.
"Akunakwenzeka ukuphuma kulo mbhede!"
2. Vuka uvuke, futhi usuvele ucabanga ukuthi ungasithatha nini usuku.
"Into egcina ngihlale ngiphapheme umqondo wokuthi maduzane ngizokwazi ukulala futhi."
3. I-caffeine ayifaki amandla, kepha ayivumeli ukuthi ilale.
"Ayikho ikhofi engisiza!"
4. Ulala ngqo embhedeni, ngoba ukhathele kangangokuthi awukwazi ukukhahlela embhedeni.
"Anginawo amandla. Akunamandla nje. "
5. Unethalente elingavamile ukulala noma kuphi.
"Akumangalisi nhlobo lapha, kodwa ngizolala lapha noma kunjalo."
6. Ulala amahora ayisishiyagalombili, kanti ekuseni kusasa uzizwa uphukile futhi ungakwazi ukusebenza.
"Lokhu kungenzeka kanjani?"
7. Iwashi le-alarm - isitha esibi kakhulu.
"Ngiyakuzonda ubukhona bakho!"
8. Ucindezela inkinobho "yokuhlehlisa" okungenani izikhathi eziyishumi ekuseni.
"Ukucindezela inkinobho kwenzeka ngokungazi, lokhu kuyindlela yokuphila yemvelo!"
9. Isiqubulo sakho sithi: "Manje, ngizobeka imizuzu embalwa".
"Futhi ngaphansi kwemizuzu embalwa kusho okuphakade."
10. Futhi uzethembisa ukuthi uzokulala ekuseni, kodwa ungalokothi ubambe isithembiso sakho.
"Kungani ngenza lokhu akuqondakali."
11. Uhlela ukuvuka ekuseni wenze wonke umsebenzi, kodwa lokhu, ngokusobala, akusho ukuthi kwenzeke.
"Manje ngizovuka, ngenze umsebenzi wesikole, ngizivocavoca, ngidle ... noma nje ngilale."
12. Ngezinye izikhathi uthola ukhathele kangangokuthi ulahlekelwa umlomo wakho uma ufuna ukuphuza.
"Ngikhathele kakhulu ukuthi angikhathaleli."
13. Ukubuka amabhayisikobho yisikhathi esihle sokulala.
"Anginazi ukuthi konke kuphelile kanjani. Kulungile, kodwa ngithole ukulala ngokwanele! "
14. Ngolwazi lwakho, iwashi ayiklanyelwe ukugeza, kodwa ukucima futhi uphumule.
"Ngenzani lapha lapha ihora?"
15. Esikhundleni sokuya endaweni ethile ngempelasonto, ulala.
"Ukulala embhedeni ngamehlo akho kuvaliwe kunamanye imisebenzi."
16. Umbhede ungumngani wakho omkhulu.
"Ngaphambi kokugqoka okuphephile nomlotha, akunakwenzeka ukumelana!"
17. Kungani sidinga ukuzivocavoca umzimba, lapho ukukhona kule planethi - ngokwayo sekuyimisebenzi elula?
"Ukuze ukhululeke, kudingeka wenze umzamo omkhulu!"