Bathi ukuthi ukwenza tattoo, kufanele "unake" umqondo wokudweba ekhanda lakho unyaka wonke, futhi uma isifiso singapheli, kufanelekile ukuya enkosini. Kodwa amaqhawe okuthunyelwe kwethu azange asebenzise le mithetho ...
Eqinisweni, siqoqe izibonelo ezingama-35 zalokho okwenzekayo lapho abantu bevakashela umdwebo we-tattoo esimweni sokudakwa, ngenxa yehlaya noma intukuthelo. Futhi ngikholelwe - namhlanje banamahloni ngalokhu!
1. Cabanga, futhi manje nansi indlela yokuhamba nayo yonke impilo yakho?
2. Kwenzeka kanjalo uma uqedela okubi ...
3. Kungani ubhala uhlu lwadlalwayo ephepheni, uma lugqoke esikhumbeni, ngisho nangamaphutha?
4. Futhi i-tattoo elandelayo iyisimo sokuhlanza igesi?
5. Ngubani ofuna ukugibela?
6. Ngokujulile? Ingabe kuyisiko lomndeni?
7. Manje uyaqonda ukuthi kungani ama-tattoos kufanele ayenze njalo enhloko ekhuni?
8. Futhi ukuhleka okukhulu kwamabhizinisi kuleli bhizinisi kungaphezulu kwesithintelo!
9. UMarilyn akafani ...
10. Futhi, uyazi, ikhanda akuyona indawo engcono kakhulu yokukhangisa, noma ngabe ikhokhwe imali eningi!
11. Lapho ngifuna nje izinhlamvu eziningi, eziningi ...
12. Woza! Awu, hhayi esilinganisweni esifanayo, thanda isethi yakho entsha ifenisha!
13. Umfana waphakanyiswa!
14. Uyakholwa yini amehlo akho?
15. Tattoo ngesimo sokushisa inja, futhi ngisho nesinaphi ezandleni zakhe? Asinamazwi ...
16. Futhi ngenxa ye-tattoo ye-joke nayo ayifanele!
17. Siyanitshela, uDktake akajabuleli umhlatshelo onjalo!
18. Awukwazi ngisho nokucabanga ukuthi umqondo onjalo ungafika kanjani engqondweni?
19. Ngokusobala, kwakuyisidlo esikhulu kakhulu eMcDonald's ...
20. Akukho ukuphawula ...
21. Kodwa umntwana uhle kakhulu!
22. Thenga ukuguqulwa akuyona inketho?
23. Uma lokhu kungumlutha wakhe, kuyisihluku kakhulu!
24. Kumelwe sithande ngempela uBrithney, ukuba sithinte isithombe sakhe esibi kakhulu!
25. Uma uthanda kakhulu uMcDonald's, ngokushesha maduze ngeke ungene kulezi ziphuzo ...
26. "Ngibambe" futhi "Ngiphuze" akuyona into elula!
27. Kubonakala sengathi lesi sikhwama siphezu kokudla kwemifino isikhathi eside ...
28. Kungcono "ukuthwala" isithombe somdwebo ekhanda lami unyaka wonke kunokuba namahloni ngalokhu!
29. Le thrash ephelele!
Abantu, Misa umhlaba! Sizohamba!
31. ngani? Kungani? Kungani?
32. Sikholelwa ukuthi lo mbono wawungcono kakhulu ...
33. Mhlawumbe kungcono ukuthenga lesi sihlalo ngemuva kwakho konke?
34. Kuyinto ehlulekayo kuphela!
35. Futhi eminyakeni engama-50, le phakheji "iyokhumbula" ngokuphelele!