Indwangu ebomvu, indlu kanye nomshini wokubhala, izicathulo ezibomvu, isikhwama esikhwameni, inja ... Hhayi, hhayi ama-blondes anecala, yini epholile kangaka!
1. Okokuqala, wonke umuntu ucabanga ukuthi uyisiphukuphuku.
Ngakho uma uvela e-Afrika, kungani umhlophe?
2. ... noma ngokuyisisekelo.
Imidlalo kuphela engiyenzayo iyothenga. Yimuphi lo mdlalo? Ukuhamba, yebo! Yebo, futhi isebenza, uma izaphulelo nokuthengisa ...
3. ... noma i-slutty.
Ngakho usishiya ngoba nginguye ... blond?!
4. ... noma i-bitch.
Ungangibiza ngePrince Peris noma nje nje nge-bitch.
5. Noma yiliphi i-blonde liyazi ukuthi yonke iminithi elangeni ngaphandle kwesihloko sekhanda singayishintsha ibe i-blonde-albino.
6. Enye inkinga yizimpande. Kudingeka bahlale bechotshiwe.
- Yini?! Futhi?
"Awukho futhi, kodwa futhi!"
7. Ukupenda namuhla kuyabiza.
Yini?
8. Futhi i-ammonia horror njengoba iduma.
Jehuu ...
9. Uma i-melirovanii ephindaphindiwe ingozi yokufana ne-zebra.
10. Ukuchitha amahora ukudweba amashiya.
11. Ngaphandle kwe-mascara ye-eyelashes njengokungathi akunjalo.
12. I-lipstick ebomvu ibheka kakhulu.
13. I-eyeliner emnyama yenza kubonakale sengathi ikulungele amantombazane.
14. Kudingeka uqaphele lapho ukhetha umbala omhlophe ku-wardrobe.
... hhayi ukubukeka eliphaphathekile.
15. ... futhi pink.
Sihle kakhulu.
... ukungabonakali njengo-Barbie.
16. Inkinga engapheli - ukuhlukaniswa sekuphela!
17. Izinwele ezimhlophe zigcotshwa ngokushesha kunezinwele zanoma yimuphi omunye umbala. Ukubandlulula!
18. Inani elikhulu le-shampoo eyomile yenza ama-blondes abukeke njengama-gray grannies.
19. I-Chlor yisitha!
Ngaphandle uma ugeza izinwele zakho ngokushesha emva kokugeza, kungenjalo kuzophenduka.
20. Uma ama-blondes edayisa izinwele zawo kunoma yimuphi omunye umbala, abukeka ephaphathekile.
21. Kodwa okubi kakhulu, nsuku zonke "balahlekelwa" izinwele zabo, njengokususa ama-golden retrievers.
Kodwa namanje ama-blondes ayathandekayo!