Noma ukuthi injabulo engenamkhawulo ingakhula ibe yinto esabekayo.
1. Ngaphambi kokuba wenze isipho, unquma ukuthi ngeke ube "nabanye abashadikazi". Nonke nithi: "Ngifuna umshado omncane, othobekile. Izihlobo kuphela nomndeni, ngaphandle kokucindezela "...
2. Khona-ke uhlanganyela.
"Ngine-ring, bitch!"
3. Kuwe futhi uthande injabulo ngobunzima, amavolontiya nezinhliziyo ezinamaphiko.
4. Utshela bonke abangani bakho, ushintshe isimo ku-Facebook, wonke umuntu uyajabula ngawe futhi ochichima ngokuhalalisela.
5. Khona-ke le mibuzo iqala: "Ingabe usuqedile lolu suku?", "Ingabe ukhethe ingoma yomdanso wokuqala?", "Ngingaba ufakazi?"
Ngitshele! "
6. Uzizwa ungakhululekile.
7. Ngakho-ke, usethe usuku, uhlele isabelomali, umeme abangani bakho abakhulu kakhulu nakho konke kubonakala kulungile.
8. Unesithakazelo ekuphequleni omagazini bomshado ...
9. Futhi uqonde ukuthi kungakanani okudingeka kwenziwe.
10. Ukhohliwe ngokuphelele mayelana nendawo, mayelana nemenyu, phansi kwamaphongipi kanye nokusika.
11. Futhi ekugcineni konke kucatshangwa ngendlela oyifunayo, kuphela kuzodingeka okungaphezu kokuhlelwe. Phela, ushiye izwe langempela futhi waphela ezweni lemishado, lapho imali iyancibilika nalapho kufanele kwenziwe okuningi ngesandla.
12. Ufuna izinketho ezishibhile kwi-Intanethi.
13. Izinsuku ekupheleni ziyanyamalala kumawebhusayithi nazo zonke izinhlobo zezinto zomshado.
"Nkulunkulu, ngidinga usizo."
14. Uthola i-blogs yama-blogs mayelana nomshado futhi uthole imibono eminingi kangaka ongazi ukuthi uthathe ukuthini.
"Lokhu kungcono kakhulu!"
15. Isiphequluli siqala ukwehlisa inani elingaphansi kwamathebhu.
16. Uhlala ufunda ngezinto ezinjalo, ezingakaze zisole. Isibonelo, mayelana nokwahlukana phakathi "kwendlovu", "beige" nethi "champagne" bese ucabanga ukuthi uyayidinga yini.
"Angazi. Angikuqondi lokhu. "
17. Ngemva kokuzama ingubo yomshado, ufunga nhlobo ukuthi awuyikuphinde ... Yebo, noma okungenani izinyanga eziyisithupha ezizayo.
"Nkulunkulu, ngifuna i-donut."
18. Khona-ke thola "okufanayo" - ingubo yakho yomshado, futhi izwe liphinde lihle.
19. Kuze kube yilapho wazi ukuthi intengo yalesi sigqoko ingxenye yesithathu yesabelo sezimali.
20. Phakathi naleso sikhathi, uhlu lwabavakashi luye lwaba ngu-60 kuya ku-300. Sibonga abazala noodadewabo ababili, okakazi emgqeni kababa, owakubonayo okokugcina lapho uneminyaka emibili, kodwa umama wami uyancenga kakhulu ukubamema.
"Uyabamba?"
21. Ngokuvamile, wanquma ukukwenza ngokwakho.
"Ake sikukhanyise!"
22. Xhumana njalo, thintana, thintana ...
"Ngicela ngempela yini?"
23. Ekugcineni ubuyisenele ukuthi kuyadingeka ukuba uhambe ngaphezu kwesabelomali, ucabangele yonke imininingwane futhi uzizwe uphezulu.
24. Kusele inyanga eyodwa ngaphambi komshado, futhi ujabule ... Kodwa ngesizathu esithile ukhale njalo ngaphandle kwesizathu.
25. Uphinde ukhala ...
26. Kuthiwani uma konke kuhamba kahle?
"Angazi ukuthi ngenzani."
27. Futhi ngaphezulu ...
"Impela imizwa yami iyangidlula."
28. Ngezinye izikhathi ukhale kancane ...
Ngokungazelelwe uqaphele ukuthi uvele ucwilise emgqonyeni wezinto ezenziwe ngezandla, uziqalekisa ngokuzikhethela ukwenza lokho ngokwakho.
30. Uxabana nomngane wakho, ngoba awukwazi ukuqonda.
31. Ucabanga, futhi wangena kanjani ekhanda nhlobo ukushada?
"Ngiyini isihogo engicabanga ngaso?"
32. Ekugcineni, usuku olulodwa nje ngaphambi komshado. Ugijima yonke imarathon ukulungisa imininingwane yokugcina.
"Uphahleni lwami luyeza!"
33. Namuhla usuku lwakho lomshado. Uvuka (uma ngabe ulele), futhi ucabanga: "Akuyona yini iphupho?"
34. Yonke imalungiselelo kanye nenhlupho kuphela ngenxa yalolu suku.
35. Uhlale unikeza iziqondiso kubangani bakho, engozini yokuchitha ubungane bakho kuze kube phakade.
"Nevestazavr"