Ngisho noma wena isikhathi sokuqala uzinikela ngokwakho ukuthi insizakalo encane yaseCanada akuyona yonke isitayela sakho, kodwa ngokushesha nje lapho isithombe sakhe sishaya kuwebhu, wena ngokwesibili uyakunakekisa, uhalalisele - ungama-100% wabesifazane abashaya noJustin I-Trudeau!
Asiqonde ukuthi kungani lokhu kwenzeka?
Cha, kuphela manje ngeke sikhumbule konke okufezekile emphakathini ophezulu wezombusazwe we-45 oneminyaka engu-45 ubudala weqembu le-Liberal Party, futhi sikhulume ukuthi iCanada ngaphansi kobuholi bayo ishintshile kanjani. Kithina besifazane, lokhu akubaluleke kakhulu, ikakhulukazi njengoba u-Justin Trudeau esemncane, ekhangayo futhi epholile ngokuphelele ngaphandle kwezombangazwe!
1. UJustin uyinzalo yombazi, futhi sithanda izindaba ezinjalo!
Yebo, inzalo ka-prime minister yaseCanada ilandelwa kusukela phakathi nekhulu le-16. Okhokho baseTrudeau bavela kubahlali baseFrance besifundazweni sase-Aquitaine. Eqinisweni, owokuqala emndenini owazama ukhetho eCanada njengezwe labo elisha kwakungu-Etienne Trudeau - umbazi nomakhi.
2. UMengameli we-US uRichard Nixon uthe ncamashi ukuthi u-Justin Trudeau uzoba uNdunankulu waseCanada uma kungenjalo ngisho nonyaka!
Ngeke ukholwe, kepha ngo-1972, emhlanganweni weNational Center for Arts ku-Ottawa, umongameli waseMelika, ongazange ahlangane noyise kaYustin - uNdunankulu ophindwe kabili u-Pierre Trudeau waseCanada, futhi wabiza ukuvakashelwa kwakhe ngokuthi "ukuchitha isikhathi esingenangqondo," wakhuphula isifuba:
"KuNdunankulu waseCanada ezayo, ngoJustin Pierre Trudeau!"
Khona-ke u-kid kid uJustane akazange aqonde noma yikuphi ukuhleka kwezombusazwe, kodwa wathola isipho esivela kumama wokuqala we-toy Snoopy.
3. Idiplomas kaJustin Trudeau ayikwazi ukubalwa!
Kodwa kuwe kanye nokuphikisana okunzima, ngenxa yalokho, abesifazane bazizwa lapho ingqondo ingekho ngaphansi kobuhle ... Ake siqale ngokuhlelekile? Okokuqala, u-Justin Trudeau wathola imfundo yesibili ekolishi, ngakho-ke ama-bachelor degrees amabili encwadini yesiNgisi nasezifundweni. Lungele ukulungiswa okubukhali eminyakeni emibili elandelayo, u-Justin wafunda ubunjiniyela eMontreal Polytechnic School, wafunda ngezinga eliphakeme lezemvelo, futhi wafundisa isiFulentshi kanye nezibalo eWest Point Academy noWilliam Churchill High School eVancouver.
4. U-Trudeau uyisikhulumi esibucayi!
Uyazi ukuthi ebuntwaneni u-Justin wayebizwa ngokuthi "indodana yendodana"?
Maye, phakathi kombhangqwana weTrudeau, umehluko weminyaka wawuneminyaka engama-30, okwakungeyona nje ubuhlobo, kodwa nokukhulelwa kwendodana. Kodwa ngemuva kokuba abazali behlukanisile futhi inkantolo ishiye ukugcinwa kukababa, konke kwashintsha. Ukuphenduka kwaba ngonyaka ka-2000, lapho uFerre Trudeau efa khona.
Emngcwabeni, uTrudeau Jr. wanikeza inkulumo enenhlonipho egcwele izinkulumo ezivela emdlalweni weShakespearean futhi iphetha ngamagama athi "Baba, Ngiyakuthanda", okwakunqoba izinhliziyo zezigidi zabantu baseCanada kuze kube phakade futhi yanquma indlela yakhe ezombusazwe.
5. Umlingani othanda uJustin nobaba onakekelayo wezingane ezintathu!
Maye, inhliziyo kaJustin Trudeau ayikhululekile - ngo-2005 washada nomfanekiso waseCanada, umlobi wezentatheli kanye nomsakazo we-TV nomsakazo uSophie Gregoire. Nakuba esikoleni, umkakhe "wayengumngani" nomfowabo omncane uJustin - Michel, owashona ngesikhathi kufika isiphepho.
Namuhla, abathandi, njengosuku lokuqala, abashade, bakhulisa amadodana ka-Xavier, u-Adriana nendodakazi ka-Ellu-Grace.
6. U-Trudeau uyazi ukuthi amakhompiyutha amaningi asebenza kanjani, futhi angakhuluma ngakho ngamahora!
Lo mbuzo awukudibanisi izintatheli ezinengqondo ...
7. Amasokisi akhe ngeke alahlekelwe yibili!
Yebo, ngoba ungadibanisa kanjani umbala nge-skulls namathambo, amafulege, ubuso obuhle noma ama-peas? Futhi akathwali ngisho nabanye
8. Ngemva kokubona izithombe zentsha zikaJustin Trudeau, uzobona ukuthi amaphupho akho mayelana nomholi ekamu lasehlobo anombukiso wangempela!
Ingabe lokhu akulona iqiniso?
9. Awucabangi yini ukuthi ngisho no-Eric oyisikhulu se-Ariel Mermaid encane, abaphikisi bezithombe basuka ezithombeni zendunankulu omusha wesikhathi esizayo?
10. Justin Trudeau ungowesifazane?
Ngeke ukholwe, kodwa futhi kuyiqiniso. Kuhulumeni wakhe, abesifazane abangama-50%, ngisho noJustane bafuna ukuqothula inambuzane (nakuba ayenayo ngonyaka ka-2010) futhi uhambela imibala yama-gay!
Ingxenye enkulu ye-mina:
U-Justin Trudeau uyathanda ukumbumbuluzela nge-pandas,
bahlanganyele e-yoga futhi bangenza i-asan "maiurasana" (i-"peacock") noma kuphi futhi ngaphandle kwesizathu!
UNdunankulu waseCanada uyakwazi ukudansa udansa wamaNdiya! Ningikholelwa mina? Bese ubone ukuthi uthola kanjani i-bhangra ne-Punjab!
U-Justin wenza ibhoksi waze wawina umdlalo wokubambisana ngokuzithandela nesenen senhlalakahle yaseCanada uPatrick Brazo!
O, savele saphazanyiswa ...
Umdwebi ovelele akakaphuthelwa ithuba lokwenza i-Trudeau-boxer hero yamahlaya ama-Marvel!
Ngo-2007, u-Justin Trudeau wabhala nge-CBC mini series ethi "The Great War", eyanikezelwa ukuhlanganyela eCanada eMpini Yezwe Lokuqala, lapho edlala indima kaMajar Talbot Papino, owawa e-Battle of Paschendale.
Futhi uma udinga ukuqoqa imali yezizathu zokusiza, u-Justin uzodansa ngenjabulo ... i-striptease! Shhh, cishe ngalokhu kunoma ubani ...
O, yebo, usuqaphele ukuthi emabhantshi aseCanada aqala ukuhlala kahle ...,
futhi ehlombe lakhe langakwesobunxele ubeka umdwebo we-tattoo ngendlela yegungu?
Kodwa lena yi-totem yesizwe samaNdiya saseHaida, umholi wendodana yesizwe abakhethiwe ...
Ngokuvamile, ungazitshele ukuthi uhambe ngaphansi kwe-charm yayo engenamkhawulo. Ngalokhu, akekho ongakwazi ukubhekana nalokhu. Akunabantwana abancane ...
no-Emma Watson,
noma indodakazi kaDonald Trump - Ivanka,
noNdlovukazi u-Elizabeth II ngokwakhe - wavumela u-Justin ukuba ahlabelele ngesikhatsi sakhe!
ngisho no-Kate Middleton. Futhi lokhu luhlaka luzoba yindawo engcono kakhulu yokugcina!