Njalo ngonyaka emhlabeni wonke umklomelo wemiklomelo ehlukile. Unganaki labo abakhethiweyo abenza izenzo zabo nzima ukubiza, ngoba zihlale ziphelile.
Ngakho-ke, ake sikhulume ngabanqobile beDarwin Prize. Lesi siklomelo esiphelele sinikezelwa ngonyaka ngokulandela abantu ngenxa yezenzo zobuwula eziholela ekufeni kwabo.
1. Indlu yami iyinqaba yami
Unjiniyela waseBelgium osekhulile wabulawa ngesinye sezicupho zakhe ezibulalayo ezazisendlini yakhe. Ulahlekelwe yindodakazi yakhe le ndlu futhi wayesaba ukuxoshwa.
2. Ukuzimela kokuzimela-ukuzivikela noma ukuzibulala
Omunye ubuthongo obhekene nebhede le-teddy, noNewton oneminyaka engamashumi amane nesikhombisa waseNorth Carolina uKarl Charles Barger wayejwayele ukulala noSmith wakhe othandekayo noWesson we-38th caliber. Ngolunye usuku waphawulwa ucingo, wayesebenzisa indlebe yakhe "ngendwangu ebulalayo" wayeseyidonsa.
3. Umshuwalense - okokuqala
Ngakho ohlala eLos Angeles wathi, uhlose ukulungisa uphahla lendlu yakhe. Walungisa kahle intambo yokuphepha, kanti omunye umkhawulo wayo wawuboshelwe emotweni yemoto emi egcekeni. Ngaso leso sikhathi, umkakhe wayehamba ezitolo. Imoto yaqala, lo muntu washaywa ophahleni wabe eshaywa esitolo sokuqala eduze nomkakhe. Futhi nakuba lesi sikhathi esasindiswa, wafa okungenangqondo nakakhulu. Indlu yangasese endlini yangasese yaqhuma lapho ephosa ugwayi ugwayi. Umkami, evuselela i-lighter, waphelela uketshezi oluncane oluvuthayo ngaphakathi. Ukufa noma isiphetho esibi?
4. Uthando olubulalayo lwemvelo
I-botanist encane evela eCalifornia yenza uhambo olwandle olwandle oluthile lwe-Atlantic Ocean. Ukuhamba kuthatha isikhashana. Ukuze angcolise inhlabathi ngomfucuza womzimba, le nsizwa inqume ukuphuma emanzini olwandle, kodwa ayikwazanga ukumelana nayo yawa phansi imitha engamakhilomitha amabili namakhulu futhi yaphahlazeka yafa.
5. Emva kokuhle
Ngo-2005, owesifazane othile osekhulile wanquma ukuhamba ngezintaba. Endleleni eya amehlo akhe abamba inhlanzi emangalisayo. Wazama ukuyithatha, kepha umoya omkhulu wamthatha waya naye ohlangothini locingo. Owesifazane wagijima wamlandela. Ngenxa yalokho, wawa phansi ngamamitha angu-300 futhi wabulawa ukulimala kwengqondo ebuhlungu.
6. Maye kusuka kuWit
Unyaka ka-2000, ePhilippines. Umhlali waseDavao City wanquma ukuphanga abagibeli bezindiza. Wakwazi ukuhamba ebhodini leparachute elithuthukisiwe, amabhomu kanye nesibhamu. Uphanga abagibeli ngamaRandi angu-25 000, efuna umshayeli ukuba anciphise indiza ibe yindawo ephakeme lapho kungenzeka khona ukugxuma. Ngemuva kokuphuma endizeni, waphonsa indandatho kuye esikhundleni se-grenade wangena endaweni yokulala. Ngaphezu kwalokho, i-parachute ayizange ivuleke.
7. Ummeli-joker
Ummeli ophumelelayo waseToronto, ebonisa amandla amafasitela ehhovisi, wamangala ngokuthi ugijime ngokugijima ewindini, esabisa izivakashi zehhovisi. Kodwa-ke, umzamo wama-24 wabulawa. Ifasitela yaphuka, futhi i-joker ekhohlakele yenza inqwaba.
8. Insindiso yabantu abagoba ngumsebenzi wezandla ...
Ohlala e-Austria, ethatha isilinganiso esiningi sokuphuza utshwala futhi enquma ukuphuma emoyeni omusha, ngesizathu esithile akakwazanga ukuvula umnyango wendlu yakhe. Ukuzama ukungena ewindini elincane ekhishini, wayenamathele kangangokuba ikhanda lakhe lalisesiswini ngamanzi. Njengoba ephuzile kakhulu, wayengenakuvala amanzi futhi wazama. Ngokudabukisayo, izihluthulelo zefulethi zazisesikhwameni sakhe.
9. Amandla akhona - asikho isidingo
Umdobi wase-Ukraine wanquma ukungabi nciphisa, ukudoba ngenduku yokudoba, futhi waphonsa ikhebula kagesi ngaphansi komfula. Lapho inhlanzi ibonakala, umdobi ongenaziphuzo wangena emanzini ukuyiqoqa, ngaphambilini ekhohlwa ukuvala ingcindezi. Ngenxa yalokho, wabhekana nesiphetho sokubamba kwakhe.
10. Ukuphindisela kwezinhlanzi
Umdobi ovela eNingizimu Korea wayelungiselela ukudoba kwakhe futhi wayezogunda izinhlanzi. Kodwa-ke, njengoba esaphila, le nhlanzi yavutha ngokungalindelekile umsila wayo nomese, okuhloswe ukusika, ukushaya isifuba somdobi. Wafa lapho.
11. Abahambi abaya esihogweni
Abasha abane baseShayina, ngemuva kokubukela amabhayisikobho mayelana nokungekho okungokwemvelo, banquma "ukuya ehogweni." Badla i-melon, egcwele ubuhlungu besilonda, futhi bashiya inothi lapho bethembisa ukuthi bazobuya uma bengayithandi. Kubonakala sengathi ababili kwababili, bathande. Okubili, ngenhlanhla, ikwazi ukulondoloza.
12. Mayelana nemidlalo, wena ...
Umfana omncane wezokuzivocavoca, eguqa usuku lwakhe lokuzalwa lwesi-17, wanquma ukubonisa impumelelo yakhe yemidlalo ezemidlalo, okwenza i-trampoline ehlelwe kusuka eseceleni. Engena enjabulweni, waphuma efasiteleni lesithupha lesitezi. Isimali sokugcina salomkhosi.
13. Isifiso - hhayi isici?
I-Vietnam, iHo Chi Minh City. Intombazane encane yanquma ukuhlukana nokuphila, igxuma ibhuloho. Ababukeli abangaphezu kuka-50 babuthene ukuze babuke lesi sibonakaliso esibuhlungu. Ngenxa yalokho, ibhuloho ayikwazanga ukuma isisindo esiphelele sababonisi be-curious futhi sawa. Abantu abangu-9 bafa.
14. I-Skydiver ekhohlwayo
I-skydiver eyayihlangenwe nakho i-Ivan McGuire yanquma ukuthatha i-jump yayo phezu kweNorth Carolina kusukela ekuphakameni kuka-3000 m, ithatha ikhamera nayo, kodwa ikhohlwa ukubeka i-parachute. Okokugcina kwaziwa.
15. Wafa emsebenzini
Umnikazi wendlu yomngcwabo evela eFrance, uMark Burdjata, wafa waze wafa ibhokisi lamakhukhu, athengisa esitolo sakhe. Wangcwatshwa kwenye yazo.
16. Amathoni-ababulali
Ohlala eHalimshire, uMark Gleason wanquma ukulwa ne-snoring, esebenzisa amathoni amantombazane, ebafaka emakhaleni akhe. Umpilisi ozifundisayo yena walala ebuthongweni bakhe.
17. Usizo olubulalayo
Umsebenzi weBelgian Air Force eSudan waphela ngokufa kwabahlali abathathu lapho bewela emakhanda abo ngamabhokisi okudla ahlaselwa amasosha aseBelgium.
18. Ukweba okubulalayo
Lapho isela elingenangqondo elivela eCameroon uHenry M Bongo lithatha isinqumo sokuba inkukhu, isixuku esithukuthele sabantu bendawo samshukumisela ukuba adle konke ayebiwe. Ngenxa yalokho, isela elibi lashona ngenxa yokuphefumula, ecindezelwe yimpaphe namathambo enyoni.
19. Ingabe ukuhaha akuyona isici?
Abashayeli abangezwayo bavame ukuba yiziqhingi zeDarwin Prize. Omunye waseMelika, onquma ukuthengisa imoto yakhe, wazama ukupompa uphethiloli osele etafuleni nge-vacuum cleaner. Umzuzwana kamuva, kwaba nokuqhuma. Kwakungekho imoto, akukho ndlu, akukho garaji. Umnikazi ngokwakhe akazange asinde.
20. Isiko esibi
Uma ushayela imoto, kubalulekile ukuthi ugxile kubaphathi uqobo, hhayi kuwe. Omunye waseMelika osemusha wayenomkhuba omubi wokukhetha ikhala lakhe ngenkathi imoto ishukuthela. Ngesikhathi umshini ushukunyiswa kancane, futhi walimaza kakhulu umkhumbi wegazi ngomunwe wakhe. Ukuphuma kwegazi kwaqala. Lapho imoto yakhe emile ibonwe ngabashayeli bamaphoyisa, lo wesilisa usufile kakade. Wayephuza.
Ukubheja okubulalayo
Umshini oneminyaka engu-28 ubudala waseMoscow, uSergei Tuganov, wathuthela e-United States. Ngesinye isikhathi, lapho ehlangana nabesifazane ababili baseRussia, wenza ukubheja nabo ukuthi angalala naye amahora angu-12 ngqo. Ngenxa yokuphikisana kuka-$ 5000, insizwa, ukuze ingangeni "ebusweni bokungcola," yaphuza amaphakethe amabili e-Viagra. "Ukunqoba" kwakhe kwaphela imizuzu embalwa kuphela. Wafa ngesifo senhliziyo.
22. Ukukhohlisa ekufeni
U-Alex Mitchell oneminyaka engu-50 ubudala waseMakhosi Lynn ngo-1975 wadlala kakhulu ngamahlaya wombukiso ozithandayo we-BBC umzila wokuthi inhliziyo yakhe ayikwazanga ukuyibeka, futhi wafa eduze kwesikrini se-TV. Ukuhleka nokukhala.
23. Izikhali zobulungiswa
Ohlala eBonn, uPeter Gruber wanquma ukuphanga iMusic Museum, kodwa washaywa lapho ebona abalindi bamamyuziyamu, ezama ukubalekela. Ejika ngokushelela ekhoneni, ngephutha wayakhubeka ngesithombe senkemba yamitha. Ngokumangalisayo, lo mbukiso wawubizwa ngokuthi "I-Arms of Justice".
24. Ukulondoloza ithoyizi yakho oyithandayo
Owesifazane ongumFulentshi osemncane olahlekelwe yilapho elahlekelwa yimoto futhi waphumela esihlahleni. Ngomzuzu owodwa ngaphambi kwalesi sigameko, itekisi lakhe eliyintandokazi iTamagotchi laliyi-squealing, lifuna ukunakwa. Intombazane isindise impilo yamathoyizi ngokulahlekelwa impilo yakhe.
25. Umnakeki wokunakekela
Ngo-2001, u-Steve Conner, ongumnakekeli we-zoo yaseCalifornia, wondla i-elephant 22 ye-laxative eqinile. Ekhetha ukubheka umphumela, wasondela endlovu ngemuva futhi ngenxa yalokho wangcwatshwa ngaphansi kwegumbi lezindlovu.
26. Kugujwa
Indoda endala enhle uDebbie Milla wayeya emcimbini ukugubha usuku lokuzalwa kwakhe lwama-100, lapho isitulo sabakhubazekile beqoqa imoto ephethe ikhekhe lokuzalwa. Ugogo wayehlala iminyaka engu-99 nezinsuku ezingu-364. Kuhlambalaza izinyembezi.
27. Kwakungekho endaweni efanele
Owesifazane osemusha u-Megan Fry wanquma ukudlala amaphoyisa emacaleni ngesikhathi eqeqeshwa nge-simulator yokudubula. Ngokuzumayo wagxumela kubo ngokukhala okukhulu futhi wadutshulwa esuka emiphongolweni engu-14 yamaphoyisa eyamthatha ukuze ayihlose.
Lokhu, ngeshwa, akude ohlwini oluphelele lokufa okungenangqondo kakhulu emhlabeni. Ukufa, njengokuzalwa, kuyinto engokwemvelo. Ungamgijimi ukufika kwakhe. Ungazami ukulandela "isitebhisi" sikaDarwin ngendlela ehlukile, uziqaphele wena nabanye!