Isikhathi sensimu sisho ukuthi sivulekile: izithombe ezingu-20 eziqinisekisa ukuthi i-cottage yindawo engcono yokuphumula

Ungakholelwa labo abakutshela ukuthi kungcono ukuchitha ngempelasonto eMaldives. Okokuqala - kubiza! Okwesibili - kahle, ngaphandle kokuthi kuzokuphumula umphefumulo waseRussia ngokugcwele? Kodwa i-dacha - indawo engcono kakhulu yokuphumula, khona-ke umphefumulo uzovela, futhi isabelomali somndeni ngeke sichithwe.

Sizokubonisa indlela yokuphumula ekotini. Lokhu akuyona nje iholidi elinesilazi se-champagne, udinga indlela yokudala nokuhlakanipha, bese kuthi ngempelasonto ngeke kube yizikhohlwa.

1. Kulungile, udlala kuphi umdlalo "Ukuphonsa izinkukhu", kanjani hhayi ku-dacha?

Mema abangani bakho ku-dacha futhi kuyoba mnandi kabili: ukudansa, ukudansa, izingoma.

3. Uma i-dacha yakho iseduze nebhande lehlathi, awudingi ngisho nokuya e-zoo.

4. Uma kukhona i-motoblock engadini, inkulu kune-rodeo - izobonisa ukuthi ubani oyinkosi endlini!

5. I-bungalow yezwe. Kungani ukhokha ngaphezulu? Yini engeyona indlu endlini yesifuba sempilo yasendle?

6. Inkathi yemifino yemifino evuliwe ivulekile - igcwele amaphethiloli, njengoba kulindeleke.

7. Yini enye edingekayo endlini yezwe ukuze ujabule? Yiqiniso, iningi likabhiya, i-sooo kakhulu yobhiya ...

8. Lokho kimi kimi imvula, lokho kimi ngokushisa ... Yebo noma ibhomu le-athomu, kimi imibhede ayilimi. Yebo, indoda yethu ayikhathaleli uma ingenziwanga.

9. Lokhu:

- Hey, dude, sofa yakho isemlilweni !!!

- Woza, ngizohlala ngaphesheya.

Kuyinto iholidi ezweni, umntwana.

10. Ukuze ukwazi ukuphumula ngokuthula endaweni yesigodi, udinga ukuthola ukuthi ungayidlulisa kanjani izinyoni ezicasulayo, ukuphazamisa isivuno. Umphumela wokuba yiyona ndlela engcono kakhulu yokuphuma kule nkinga.

11. Futhi yikuphi okunye okwenza ucansi ukuze ukondle umkakhe i-shish kebab kusukela ku-pitchfork, uma kungenjalo e-dacha?

12. Ngakho-ke umshini wokugqoka izingubo e-dacha wawuwusizo, futhi umyeni wami wakhononda: "Uthathaphi izinto eziningi kangaka?"

13. Uma kungekho amandla, alwe nokhula, uqaphele umhlaba wonke ngalokhu nokuphumula!

14. Ilanga, i-pool, itende - ukuthandana. Kungani uhamba kude, lapho konke kungalungiswa khona ngqo ensimini yakho.

15. Ezweni, ungathatha izingane eziningi. Futhi lokho - izithombo nemibhede zaphuziswa, futhi umama nobaba babephumula.

16. Yiyo kanye indlela umlume omnumzane uSwit White White abheka ngayo lapho efuna i-apula yakhe. Konke kuqala nge-dacha ...

17. Ngezinye izikhathi ungakwazi ngisho nokubuka i-striptease e-dacha, futhi awudingi ukuya eklabhu bese uyikhokhela. Omakhelwane bayokusiza njalo ukugcina imali.

18. Ucabanga ukuthi balima umhlaba? Cha, kungumuthi omkhulukazi.

19. Uma kukhona i-bayan ne-karaoke ku-dacha, khona-ke ungahlala lapho isonto.

20. Idolobheni laseBurdyansk lase-Ukraine, ngisho netshe lesikhumbuzo lalihlelwe! Ngakho-ke baqaphela ukukhuthala kwabantu.