Abanikazi bombuso obuhle kakhulu bayakuqonda.
1. Nonke nibingelelwa.
"Yebo, ngiyabonga, futhi manje, ngicela ungishiye."
2. Kusukela ohlangothini kubonakala sengathi udlala ngothando futhi kusukela kulokhu uzizwa ungakhululekile.
"Hhayi!"
3. Ezindawo zomphakathi, abantu bavame ukuhlala nawe.
4. Abantu bacabanga ukuthi ngaso sonke isikhathi wenza konke okulungile.
"Ngiyaxolisa, kodwa iminyango ivaliwe ivaliwe."
5. Abantu bayamangala lapho ungavumelani nabo.
"Ngicabanga ukuthi ungisekele."
6. Abangane nomndeni bacabange ukuthi unama-photogenic kakhulu kunabo.
"Ngiphuza i-cola, akukho okukhethekile."
7. Ukusabela kwabantu uma usho amazwi anonya:
Uma unobuso obuhle, akusho ukuthi awukwazi ukuyeka umusi.
8. Kuzo zonke izithombe zezingane, uhlale ubheka sengathi uyazijabulisa epaki lokuzijabulisa.
I-sofa roller esheshayo.
9. Uvame ukutholwa, kungakhathaliseki ukuthi uyayithanda noma cha.
10. Uvame ukunikezwa iseluleko ongasidingi.
"Uma ngihlezi lapha ngedwa futhi ngizibuza, lokho akusho ukuthi ngidinga usizo."
11. Kufanele uzame kanzima ukubuka ubuhlungu.
12. Uvame ukubuza indlela.
"Ungitshele ukuthi ungaphila ..."
13. Abantwana bakuthanda.
Kuvela ukuthi banamandla kakhulu.
14. Kwenzeka ukuthi ngisho nabantu abangajwayelekile bakubiza ngokuthi "Sweetheart".
"Empeleni, nginegama."
Abantu bayamangala lapho bethola ukuthi udlala emidlalweni yokuncintisana.
"Futhi ngizokwenza ibhoksi."
Abantu bakwethemba kakhulu.
Kungani unginika lokhu?
17. Uvame ukufaniswa nezilwane ezincane ezincane noma abalingiswa be-cartoon.
"Angiboni ukufana nhlobo."
18. Awuthathwa ngokungathí sina uma uthukuthele.
"Ngithukuthele kakhulu manje!"
19. Abantu abakholelwa uma ungafuni ukuxhumana nabo.
Kungimi futhi angithandi futhi.
Futhi kuzodingeka uphindze lezi zikhathi ezingu-10.
20. Uyazi ukuzwa lapho izihlathi ziqala ukulimaza ukuthi kufanele uzomomotheka kakhulu.
Bese kuthi-ke kunzima.
Abantu bacabanga ukuthi uhlale uhlezi kahle.
"Cha, nganginosuku olubi kakhulu."
22. Izilwane ziyakuthanda kakhulu.
Noma kunjalo, konke akukubi kakhulu, futhi ake sivume, cishe, empeleni ungumuntu omuhle kakhulu.