Mhlawumbe, ngeke sithembeke, uma sithi ukuthi igama likaMengameli uVladimir Putin lijwayele wonke umuntu.
Futhi ngokuzungezile lo muntu, futhi kudingekile, kukhona ubuningi bezinhlobo ezehlukahlukene, izinhlezi, imlando kanye nezinye izinto ezingenangqondo. Lapha futhi futhi umphakathi we-intanethi ubeka phambili inkolelo yamahlaya okuthi uVladimir Putin ungumuntu ongafi oye wahlala amakhulu eminyaka. Futhi inguqulo yabo yalokho okwenzekayo abasebenzisi basekela isiphakamiso sobufakazi obuningi.
Wake wake wazibuza ukuthi abaculi abadumile be-Renaissance, Classicism, i-Romantic era badweba kanjani imidwebo yabo! Ubani ababeyizibonelo zabo?
Ukumomotheka kwe-Mona Lisa, eyabhalwa yinkosi ye-Renaissance ekhulwini le-16, ingenye yezithombe ezidume kakhulu nezingavamile emhlabeni. Abantu abangaphezu kwezigidi ezingu-9.3 bavakashela iLouvre eParis minyaka yonke ukuze babone lo mdwebo obuhle kakhulu futhi babambe ubukeka obuhle bendoda enhle emgqeni.
Kodwa, kuvela, Mona Lisa ugcina izimfihlo zakhe. Futhi lokhu kukude nezimfihlo ezaziwa izazi-mlando kanye nezazi-mlando zizama ukuxazulula njalo. Kuvela ukuthi uma ubheka i-Mona Lisa ngezinga elithile, ungabona ... uVladimir Putin!
Yebo, yebo! Njalo kunjalo. Iqiniso elidabukisayo.
Kuvele ukuthi uVladimir Putin ungumfazi we-Florentine ohloniphekile uFrancesco del Giocondo, uLisa Gerardini, oguqulwe njengetalenta elihlakaniphile lomculi. Noma, mhlawumbe, uPutin wahamba ngokuhamba kwesikhathi ukuze abe noLeonardo da Vinci. Ayikho enye incazelo yalokhu!
Ucabanga ukuthi lokhu konke? Cha, kukhona iqiniso elithakazelisayo nakakhulu. Mhlawumbe, umongameli waseRussia Federation ungumuntu oyisisekelo kuzo zonke izinto zobuciko.
Kungani? Thatha isithombe esihluke ngokuphelele, lapho u-Vlasyos Valtinos uGrisi jikelele evezwa khona. Akusikhumbuzi noma ubani?
Futhi ngoJan van Eyck, uPutin wayeyisibonelo esibathandayo. Bheka eduze.
Emisebenzini ye-artist Escher ihluzo futhi ubuso obujwayelekile bukaVVV. Putin.
Kholwa noma cha, amaqiniso azikhulumela wona. Mhlawumbe u-Putin wahamba ngempela ngesikhathi, futhi uyazi okuningi ngokuphila kunalokho esikucabangayo!