Nsuku zonke odokotela abavela emhlabeni wonke bathi kuyadingeka ukuba badle ilungelo lokuhlala basha futhi benempilo isikhathi eside. Kodwa ukunikeza iseluleko kulula njalo kunokuba ukwenze ngokoqobo.
Futhi kuthiwani uma ufuna ukudla njalo? Ungabambeli umlomo nge-tape scotch? Hlola lokhu kuqoqwa okungenangqondo kwezimo lapho indlala nokuhlanzeka phakathi kwezinja zihlangene khona empini engalingani! Njengoba bethi, ukuhleka ngezinyembezi!
1. Isiqubulo esikhulu: "Ukuphila ukuze udle"! Vumelana, kubonakala kukhuthaza!
Ekuseni, abantu abanjalo bavuka futhi baphume embhedeni kuphela ukuze baqabule ngokwabo!
2. Lapho nje isidlo sasekuseni sasekuseni sidlula, ngokushesha ukucabanga ukuthi yini okufanele udle ukudla kwasemini!
Umzwa wendlala awushiyi umzuzu owodwa.
Ukuntuleka kokudla kubangela ukudumala okuphelele kanye nokuzimisela ukwehlisa bonke intukuthelo yabo "elambile" kwabanye.
Ngeshwa, izigameko ezinjalo kufanele ziphathwe ngokuthula, ngoba laba bantu abasoze balahlwa yilokho abakwenzayo futhi basho esimweni sokushisekela indlala.
4. Izandi ezesabekayo zokugubha esiswini esiswini zifakwe kwi-stupor, ngoba kusukela ohlangothini, kubonakala sengathi i-monster enkulu yazingela.
Nakuba sonke isikhathi ithemba elingabonwa muntu, lihlala.
5. Umfutho wokugcoba uhlale uphela ngokudla ngokweqile.
Futhi ngisho noma othile epheka izidlo eziningi kakhulu, ahluleka kakhulu.
6. Ukufihla ukudla kwabanye akuyona nje umkhuba, kodwa umkhuba wonke.
Ngoba ama-caches adingekayo ngezinsuku "ezimnyama". Yiqiniso, cishe "abantu abalambile kuze kube phakade" ezinsukwini "ezimnyama", akukho lutho oluhlala.
7. Umdlandla wangempela ubonakala ngesikhathi sokuvulwa nokuvala kwesiqandisini.
Futhi ngokuzumayo ukuvela njalo ngaphakathi ngaphakathi, kukhona okuyobonakala kuyiphunga futhi kungavamile?
8. Isifiso esikhulu kunazo zonke empilweni sinomkhawulo wokuba nompheki wakho.
Abantu abanesisindo banesisa kakhulu ukupheka ukudla kwabo.
9. Ezinkampanini zabangani, isimo esifanayo senzeke njalo - unezinhlayiya zaseFrance epulatifheni yakho, ngemizuzu embalwa - akukho fries.
Futhi kunzima ukuchazela abangani ukuthi impilo ixhomeke kule plateti.
Abantu abalambile njalo balandela umthetho: "Ngizothatha izinto ezimbalwa kuphela."
Kodwa empeleni kuvela ukuthi igama elithi "umbhangqwana" linencazelo ehluke ngokuphelele.
11. Zonke izinkokhelo zakho zisetshenziswa kakhulu ekudleni.
Futhi awuphuzi ngengcebo, ngoba kuwe okubaluleke kakhulu ukugcwalisa isisu sakho.
12. Mayelana nokubala amakholori emibuthanweni enjalo azange azwe. Futhi abafuni!
Ngoba ama-kilojoule akufanele acatshangelwe nhlobo.
13. Isivinini sokudla ukudla silingana ne-ultrasound.
Abantu abaningi abanesifo sokulamba njalo bayavuma ukuthi ngenxa yokudla okusheshayo, izihlathi zabo zilimaza.
14. Esikhathini sokudlela uzungezwe ukugijima okungakaze kwenzeke uma ubona ukudla.
Into eyinhloko kule ndaba akufanele ukwesabise izivakashi.
15. Indlala engakaze ibe ngumngane wakho ohlala njalo.
Futhi uhlale ulungele ukuhlangabezana nalabo abakudlayo.
16. Futhi "abalambile" njalo abazikhathaleli ngalabo abangekho emayelana nesifiso sakho sezinhlanzi zaseFrance.
Into eyinhloko ukuthi uyayithanda.
17. Futhi nge-ayisikhilimu unemizwa ekhethekile.
Ngoba akukho lutho olumnandi!