Kuvela izihloko eziwusizo nezishukumisayo, njenge "izinyathelo ezingu-5 ezihlotsheni eziphelele" noma "imithetho engu-10 yokuphila emshadweni" - lokhu akuyona yonke into eyenziwa ngabangqondo be-psychologists noma ama-freelancers ngekhefu lokubeletha!
Ngeke ukholwe, kodwa eminyakeni eyi-130 eyedlule u-Anton Chekhov ngokwakhe wenza "Umhlahlandlela walabo abafisa ukushada" futhi waxwayisa ukuthi iseluleko sakhe sasingekho neze:
"Isithelo somqondo owodwa, kodwa kubangelwa ukuqubuzana kwazo zonke izingqungquthela ezikhona, ama-physiognomies, ama-cabalistics nezingxoxo ezinde nabayeni abanolwazi nabagcini bekhono lokufundisa imfashini!"
Futhi ngisho nangaphezulu - umbhali ohlonishwayo wacabanga ukuthi isihloko sakhe siyimfihlo yendoda, isihloko esivele siyimfihlo futhi sidinga ukucindezeleka kwengqondo, lapho thina (ladies) singakwazi khona:
"... ke ngiyacela obaba, amadoda, abagcini besifunda nokunye. qaphela ukuthi abesifazane nabamantombazane balesi sihloko abafundi! "
Ukujabulisa into eyodwa - empilweni yomndeni yeklasikhi, nokho, wabona izinzuzo eziningi nezinhlangothi ezinhle, futhi wathola izimpendulo eziningi ezikholisayo:
"Ukube kwakungekho kuye (impilo yomndeni), amadodakazi akhe ayezophila zonke izimpilo zabo entanyeni yaboyise kanye nabaculi abaningi behlala ngaphandle kwesinkwa, kusukela ngaleso sikhathi ngeke kube khona imishado. Imithi ifundisa ukuthi ababhekene nezigameko bafa bahlanya, abashadile bafa ngaphambi kokuba baphelelwe ingqondo yabo. Intombazane ibopha umsizi kumuntu osizi, nomfazi oshadile. Umshado ubuye ubuhle ekufinyeleleni kwawo. Ungashada ocebile, ompofu, oyimpumputhe, omncane, omdala, onempilo, ogulayo, oRashiya, oShayina ... Okunye okuwukuphela kobuqili nobuqili, iziphukuphuku, izixuku nezinkomo zingashada kakhulu njengoba zijabulisa ... "
O, mantombazane, uma ucabanga ukuthi amadoda angamanje anama-cynical and mercantile, futhi agxuma amehlo akho, khumbula ukuvuma okuvuthayo kothando ngamaqhawe akho owathandayo weveli yothando, bese uzilungiselela ingxenye entsha yokudumazeka. Ngoba ngisho noChekhov, ekufuneni uthando lwalo lonke impilo, banconywa kakhulu ukuba banakekele umhlaba wethu ojulile wangaphakathi, kodwa ngokumangalisayo nangokwemibandela - ukubukeka!
"Ukunaka intombazane, qaphela kuqala ekubukeni, ngoba ngokubukeka umuntu ubona uhlamvu lomuntu. Ekubukeni, kwahlukanisa: umbala wezinwele namehlo, ukuphakama, i-gait nezibonakaliso ezikhethekile. Ngemibala yezinwele, abesifazane bahlukaniswe ngama-blondes, ama-brunettes, izinwele ezimnyama, njalonjalo. "
Awu, ama-blondes, alungele ukuveza kusuka kumbhali we "Uncle Vanya" no "Cherry Orchard"?
"Ama-Blondes avame ukuziphatha kahle, aphansi, azwela, njengobaba nonina, ekhala ngamanoveli futhi ezwela izilwane. Zimvelo ngokuqondile, zigcina ngokuqinile ezinkolelweni zazo, ngencwadi engekho ngokuvumelana. Ethandweni labanye bazwela, ngothando lwabo bayabanda, njengezinhlanzi. Esikhathini somzuzu onzima kakhulu, i-blonde ingadonsa futhi ithi: "Ungakhohlwa ukuthumela kusasa nge-calico!" Uma ushada, ngokushesha uzoba omuncu, obunamafutha futhi aphephe. Ezicebile, ezincane nezinyembezi. Amadoda abathetheleli ukungathembeki, ayashintsha ngokuzithandela. Ama-blondes omama ngokuvamile ayingqayizivele, asolisayo futhi azibheke njengama-ukholo. "
Ungase uhleke, ama-brunettes, nawe uyitholile!
"Ama-brunette awanakwenzeka njengama-blondes. Zihamba ngezinyawo, zihamba kahle, zingenasisekelo, zithukuthele, zivame ukuphikisana nomama futhi zishaya izihlathi zamantombazane. Qala ukuba "ungaqapheli" kubantu abanobubi kusukela useneminyaka engu-12 ubudala, ufunde kabi, uzonde abesifazane besigaba, uthande amanoveli, futhi weqa izincazelo zemvelo futhi ufunde izincazelo zothando izikhathi ezinhlanu. Bangabantu abanomdlandla, abanomdlandla kanye nothando ngenjabulo, ephuthumayo ekhanda, ephangaza ... Umfazi we-brunette uphenyo oluphelele. Ngakolunye uhlangothi, isifiso esinjalo ukuthi uDeveli uyagula, ngezinye izikhathi - ama-whims, izingubo, ukungena okungenangqondo, ukuhlambalaza, ukuhlwitha ... Ngokukhashelwa kwamadoda kudala maduze, ukukhokha imali efanayo. "
Ngokusobala, abesifazane abanoboya obomvu babengenalo ukunambitheka komlobi, ngoba wabanika amagama ambalwa kuphela ngisho nangaphandle kwemizwelo!
Abesifazane abanezinwele ezimhlophe abazange baphume ama-blondes futhi abazange bafike kuma-brunettes. Bakha indawo emaphakathi phakathi kwalaba ababili. Zizibheka njengama-brunettes ... "
Kodwa inhloko ebomvu yayingenangqondo ngaphezu kwakho konke!
"Ukukhohliswa okubomvu, amanga, okubi, ukukhohlisa ... Abaqondi uthando ngaphandle kokungacabangi. Zivame ukufakwa kahle kakhulu futhi zibe nomzimba omuhle kakhulu wesikhumba emzimbeni wonke. Bathi amademoni kanye nama-leshies kumele ashade nabomvu. Lapho kukhona amanga, kukhona ukwesaba nokwesaba. Kwanele ukukhamuluka ngakwesokudla ekubomvu ("Ngizokunika!"), Ngakho waguqa futhi waqala ukumanga. Ungakhohlwa ukuthi u-Messalina noNana babomvu ... "
Futhi uma ungazange ugweme ukuthukuthela, isimiso sakho sezinzwa sizokwazi ukumelana nalesi sigaba. Kodwa lokhu kusebenza kuphela kulabo abangazihlanganisi izinwele zokuhlukanisa, ungagqoki u-bang noma isicathulo sezinwele!
"Ukunqunywa izinwele uma ukhetha umfazi akuyona into ebaluleke kakhulu. Izinwele zihamba kahle, zihamba kahle, zihlukanisa ngokumhlophe, izifiso ezilinganiselwe ... Ikhanda lezinwele ezinjalo livamise ukugcoba, abathengisi namadodakazi omthengisi. Uboya obunzima bezinwele, obuthwetshiwe ebunzini, kusho ukungabi nalutho okungenalutho, ukuhlakanipha okulinganiselwe nobuchopho. Lo mkhuba ngokuvamile uzama ukufihla ubuso obuncane ... I-Chignon kanye nemincintiswano ejwayelekile evela kwezinye izinwele zabantu zikhuluma ngokungabi nambitheka, ukungabi nalutho kwengqondo kanye nokuthi umama waphazamisa izinwele zakhe. Izinwele, ezihloswe emuva, ziphakamisa isifiso sowesifazane sokujabulisa hhayi phambili kuphela, kodwa futhi ngemuva. Ikhanda lezinwele ezinjalo, uma lingekho embhoshongweni omkhulu waseBabiloni, kusho ukunambitheka nokulula komlingiswa. Izinwele ezikhazimulayo zikhuluma ngokudlala futhi zibuciko bemvelo. Izitayela zezinwele ezingenandaba, vskolchennaya zihilela ukungabaza noma ubuvila kwengqondo. Ngaphansi kwezinwele eziboshiwe isithombe semicabango sanyamalala. Uma owesifazane empunga noma ehlombe futhi ngesikhathi esifanayo ufuna ukushada, ngakho-ke, unemali eningi. Ngaphansi kwe-hairpin, ukutholakala okungcono kowesifazane futhi okuthembekile kakhulu ukuthi akanalo izinwele zabanye abantu. "
Umbala wamehlo, ngokusho kuka-Anton Palych, wawungenye yamaphuzu abaluleke kakhulu ekukhetheni umngane wokuphila:
Amehlo aluhlaza nge povolokoy asho ukwethembeka, ukuzithoba nokuthobeka. Ukuhamba okuhlaza okwesibhakabhaka kuvame kakhulu phakathi kwama-cheaters nabesifazane abonakele. Amehlo amnyama asho ukuthandana, ukufutheka okusheshayo nokuqamba. Qaphela ukuthi abesifazane abahlakaniphile abanaso amehlo amaningi. Grey kukhona ama-dandies, ukuhleka nokuhle. Akusho ukuthanda inhlebo nokukhwabanisa izingubo zabanye abantu. "
Kodwa amamodeli wamanje anemingcele ka 90-60-90 akhethe ikhulu lokugcina, ecatshangwa engafaneleki ngokwabo!
"Ukukhula kukhetha isilinganiso. Abesifazane abaphezulu bahlukumezekile futhi babethwa kabuhlungu, abancane kakhulu ezimweni eziningi bavele babe nezindebe zabo futhi bathanda ukuklabalaza, ukukhipha futhi bavumele izinwele zezinwele. Izinhlanzi zigwema: lezi zimbi nezinyoka ... "
Amantombazane, futhi emva kokuhamba konke ahamba ngezinyathelo eziningi kangaka zokuthi "ukujikijela" abengamane nje ajabule ukuhamba kwethu!
"Thola ngokusheshisa, ngokuqapha, kukhuluma nge-windiness kanye ne-frivolity. Ukuhamba kuvilapha kwabesifazane abanhliziyo yabo isuke isithathwe kakade, - nansi awunakho isidlo sasemini. Ukuhamba ngezinyawo, ne-perevaletsom kanye ne-viljanem bustle, kuyisibonakaliso semvelo enhle, ukuhlukumeza futhi ngezinye izikhathi ubuwula. I-gait iyaziqhenya, i-swan iyenzeka kulaba besifazane nabesifazane abancane. Ukuzikhukhumeza ngokwengeziwe, umuntu omdala ocebile nguye ocebileyo. Ukuzibandakanya okunjalo kumantombazane kusho ukuzikhohlisa nokulinganiselwa. Uma le nkosikazi ingahambi, kodwa ibhukuda njenge-pava, bese uvula umshini: uyodla, aduduze, kodwa ngokuqinisekile uzothatha ngaphansi kwesihlangu sakhe ... "
Kodwa kulezi "zibonakaliso ezikhethekile" uChekhov weluleka ukuba agxilise njengokungathi amadoda afuna isigebengu esiyingozi kakhulu, hhayi owesifazane wenhliziyo ...
"Ukuzibamba emathunjini kusho ukuthi i-coquetry, izono eziyimfihlo kanye nemvelo enhle. Ukuzibamba emathunjini futhi amehlo amancane athembise kakhulu, kodwa hhayi nge-platonist. I-Antenna ikhuluma ngokungafaki. Izipikili ezide zingatholakala ku-belarus. Amashiya ahlangene athi ukuthi lo muntu uzoba ngumama oqinile nomamazala omunyu. Ngokuvamile ama-freckles abonakala kubesifazane abomvu abomvu, izigqila neziphukuphuku. Ama-Puffy kanye nama-sodnenkie amantombazane amancane ngezihlathi zabo nezandla ezibomvu ayinamahloni, amaphutha amane ayenziwa ngegama, kodwa ngokushesha bafunda ukupheka amapayipi anesiphuzo futhi babonce izivande ze-velvet kumyeni wabo ... "
Kodwa, konke okufundayo ngaphambi kwalokhu, cabangela ukubuyela othandweni. Inqubo yokuphila iqala kuphela manje ...
"Awukwazi ukushada ngaphandle kwe-dowry. Ukushada ngaphandle kwe-dowry kufana noju ngaphandle kwe-spoon, Shmul ngaphandle kwama-paces, amabhuzu angenawo ama-soles. Uthando ngokwakho, i-dowry ngokwayo. Buza abantu abangu-200 000 ngokushesha. Ukumangazwa yinombolo, qala ukuxoxisana, ukuphuka, ukuqoqa. Dowry kumele ithathe ngaphambi komshado. Ungamukeli izimali zokushintshanisa, amakhuphoni, amasheya, futhi uthinte ukuthintana ngalunye, uphenduke futhi ubheke ukukhanya, ngoba akuyona into engavamile ukuba abazali banikele amadodakazi amanga amadodakazi abo. Ngaphezu kwemali, zitholele izinto eziningi ... "
Futhi ngemva nje kokufunda le migqa, uzosula i-sweatshidi ekhanda ebunzini lakho, bese uzizwa ungumncane, omuhle, uphumelele ngaphandle kwepiyano nezingubo ezingu-18 ze-cloth engcono kunazo zonke zesiDutch, ezizimele futhi ezithandwayo, ezithandwa ngaphandle kwetafula lesiliva, ngisho nenjabulo kunazo zonke , ngenxa yokuthi awusoze uzwe inkulumo ethi: "Ungakhohlwa ukuthi ngenza ujabule!"
Futhi konke ngoba ...
"Umfazi, ngisho nombi, kufanele eze naye:
a) ifenisha engaphezulu kanye nepiyano;
b) i-featherbed nge-swan yenhlanzi phansi kanye nezingubo ezintathu: isilikhi, uboya kanye nephepha;
c) izingubo ezimbili zoboya, enye yamaholide, enye yokuphila kwansuku zonke;
d) ngaphezulu itiye, ikhishi kanye nezitsha zokudlela;
e) ama-shirts angu-18 eselineni elihle kakhulu lesiDutch, elinomhlobiso; Izingubo ezingu-6 ezivela endwangu efanayo ne-lace trim; 6 amahlumela asuka ku-nansu; Amabhulodi angu-6 ama-pantaloons avela ngendwangu efanayo kanye namaqembu amaningi amabili e-chiffon yesiNgisi; Iziketi eziyi-6 ezenziwe nge-madapolam nge-firmware kanye ne-plating; a negligee kusuka best baptiste victoria; 4 isigqoko sezimbuzi ezivela kubhabhatist-victoria; Amabili ama-knickers. AmaSpredishithi, amacala emilenze, amabhontshisi, amasitokisi, iziketi zephepha, i-garters, ama-clock table, ama-scarves njalonjalo. kufanele kube nokuningi okwanele. Konke lokhu ngokwakho, hlola, ubale, futhi yini enganele, ngokushesha udinga. Izambatho zangaphansi zezingane azizithathi, ngoba kukhona uphawu: kukhona ilineni - azikho izingane, zikhona izingane - azikho ilineni;
e) Esikhundleni sokugqoka, isitayela sakhe sisanda kuguquka, sidinga lolu daba;
g) ungashadi ngaphandle kwe-silverware.
Ukushada, uqine futhi uhambisane nomkakho, ungamvumeli, futhi ngakho konke ukungaqondi kahle kumtshele: "Ungakhohlwa ukuthi ngenza ujabule!"
Unyaka we-1885.