35 izinqumo ezimbi kakhulu zokuklama

Ngezinye izikhathi lokho okubonakala sengathi kuyinhlangano yobuhlakani, empeleni, kungaba ukungaqondi kahle kwangempela.

Akuwona wonke umuntu onomusa we-Leonardo Da Vinci. Lokhu kuyinto evamile futhi yemvelo. Kodwa imikhiqizo eminye nemikhankaso yokukhangisa ayikhohlisi ngokwanele ukuthi akunakwenzeka ukucabanga ukuthi ubuchopho bomuntu bubucabangani ngalokhu, kanti owesibili kanye neqembu lesithathu, lesine, lesihlanu nelinye lonke livunyiwe. Ezinye "zobuciko" zibonakala ziyiziphukuphuku, abanye ngokujwayelekile, njengezicucu, ezithathwe ngenye indlela, hhayi ngokoqobo ngempela. Kodwa yonke indalo inento efana nayo - umoya ongenangqondo.

Ngesikhathi ubuka lesi sithombe sokuhlanganiswa, ungazami ukuqonda ukuthi yini ongayiqondi ngesikhathi esisodwa. Cishe, ukubuka kwakho kwezwe okwanele nokuphilile kuvele kufaka ulwazi olungadingekile. Ungabe usamlimaza futhi.

1. Ngiyaqiniseka ukuthi ucabanga ukuthi kungani ngikulethe lapha namuhla?

2. Ucabanga ukuthi i-sofa embi kakhulu emhlabeni ibukeka kahle kanje? Noma kungenzeka ukuba uthuthukise namanje?

3. Ithoyizi elimangalisayo. Yilokho okusho ukuthi uhlale uqinile esihlalweni.

4. Ukukhangisa ukuqeqeshwa kwezemidlalo, okuthembisa ukuvula iklayenti evela kumuntu omhlophe omhlophe e-African American. Isipho esilingayo. Kodwa mina, mhlawumbe, ngiyonqaba!

5. Kuyini ukuthengisa abantu bakithi bebazi kakade. Kodwa i-SASA LELE - into entsha.

6. Ukuphulukisa isikhungo ngesimo somuntu omncane. Muntu-ndoda, ngiyaxolisa.

7. Umnikazi wendebe ephathekayo ngesimo se-flamingo yokugeza noma ichibi: ukulinda kuyiqiniso.

8. Hmm, ezithakazelisayo kakhulu, futhi kungani kungekho muntu osebenzisa le ndlela emangalisayo yebhayisikili? Kuphephile kuyafana!

9. Ukungqubuzana kwamasiko amabili ekwakhiweni kwezakhiwo. Ngenxa yalokho uMbuso wakhe wawunqobe ubuwula.

10. Isitifiketi-hlola ukuziphatha kabi.

11. Slide nje yezingane.

12. I-toaster elula kakhulu. Into enjalo engiyifunayo.

13. I-Arochka esakhiweni esinomdwebo ophezulu kwezobuciko bokuklama, kungenjalo.

14. Umngane wayeseNingizimu Korea, wathola ukukhanga okunjalo endaweni yokudlala. Ngokuthakazelisayo, akunjalo?

15. Ngineminyaka engu-31, isibonelo ...

Uneminyaka emingaki?

16. Ukuphepha ngaphezu kwakho konke!

17. Mask okuhle, bathi. Uzobukeka uhle kulo, basho.

18. Ngingathanda ukubheka amehlo omuntu owenze lo mnyango phambi kwabadwebi.

19. Ukufakwa kwetayipi uma ufuna ukuhamba ukuze uthole lonke inkampani.

20. Kulungile, Uncle Fyodor, usebenzisa i-self-stick.

21. Ukukhangisa kwabomama abalindelekile egumbini lamadoda. Bese bayazibuza ukuthi kungani abantu bashintsha ukuma kwabo ...

22. Ithoyizi ene-subtext noma indlela yokufaka imibuzo eminingi enhloko yengane.

23. Ngombono wami, iPiglet inezinkinga ezithile.

24. Amabhubesi abonakala sengathi abonile okuthile abangathanda ukuthuthukisa futhi ngokushesha ngangokunokwenzeka.

25. Bet-pistol.

26. Akuyona ibhuloho eliwusizo kakhulu emhlabeni, kodwa lihle.

27. Inkinobho yokucisha i-laptop ngaphandle kwesifungo esivamile. Icala lapho ukushintsha i-laptop kunzima kunokuzijwayeza.

28. Uzohamba nengane ePoland, ulungiselele ukuhlangabezana nodonga olunjalo lokukhuphuka.

29. Amapenitiki aseSponge Bob-square, awazange abe nenhlanhla empilweni.

30. Okumhlophe emhlophe noma okudingayo, uzoqonda.

31. Iminyaka ... impilo kaMelika? Kubonakala sengathi abadali bamaTekhthi bayazi into engazi ukuthi yonke indawo yezwe.

32. I-Toilet ku-bar yezemidlalo yamanje.

33. I-puzzle-yodwa okhethiweyo uzohamba.

34. "I-chandelier" enhle-swastika ebhodini laseLatvia.

35. Indoda yesicabucabu, othandekayo, kwenzekani kuwe?