Izinkanyezi zaseHollywood sezilokhu zijwayele ukuphakanyiswa okuhlukahlukene ababukeli, izintatheli kanye nezibalo zomphakathi ezidala, futhi kunalokho bangakhohlisi ukunqoba noma ukulahlekelwa kuzo.
Kodwa ubona, zikhona izikhalazo njalo ngalabo ababa "izimpawu zobulili" noma "ukwehluleka kwemfashini".
Futhi ukunqoba okulodwa kuphela ngonyaka wesithathu, akekho onokungabaza - lokho uRyan Reynolds abize ngokuthi "ubaba ongcono konyaka" futhi manje uzoqonda ukuthi kungani ...
Cha, umlingisi odumile wayengabonakali ngesifiso sokwamukela zonke izingane ezilahlekile zeplanethi, futhi enganiki yonke imali eyayizuzwa ngosizo - uvele nje akhiphe amadodakazi amabili, uJames no-Inez, okuyinto nsuku zonke ibika ku-Twitter!
Awukwazi ngisho nokucabanga ukuthi yingxenye ethile yamathebhu othintekayo, amanga futhi angenangqondo mayelana nomndeni, ubaba nomzali abalindele wena!
1. Ukuba ubaba kungenye yezinzwa ezinhle emhlabeni. Yebo, ngaphandle kwale minyaka emangalisayo engangichitha ngaphandle kwengane ... "
2. "Indodakazi yami ineminyaka engu-6 kuphela ubudala futhi idonsa njalo. Futhi ngangiyifaka izithombe zakhe esiqandisini, kodwa ngobuqotho ithola! "
3. "Iseluleko esiwusizo: kubaluleke kakhulu ukuba abazali bazihlele" inhlonipho "encane yokuzilibazisa. Ngisho noma uzizwa unecala, leyo minyaka engu-14 yayingekho ekhaya. "
4. "Umntanami ulimele ngenxa yokuphila. "Ama-shade ama-50" - umbala obala kakhulu wezingane! "
5. "Kubalulekile ukuthi izingane zidle ama-5 emifino ngosuku. Kubukeka sengathi ubuntwana buyindlela yokucubungula ngokukhathazeka okukhulu kwabantu abadala. "
6. "Ngithanda ukubhala imilolotelo yokunakekela ingane yami. Izintandokazi zakhe ziyi:
"I-sunbeam - ihora selifikile,
Wonke umuntu owaziyo uzofa, kodwa hhayi manje! "
7. "Indodakazi yami ithanda amabhayisikobho eDisney. Uthanda ukuthi bahlabelela, bedansa, futhi bahlala lapho abazali befa khona! "
8. "Isizwe sisho ukuthweswa umthwalo wemfanelo. Futhi hhayi kuphela ngokuphathelene nomndeni oyinhloko, kodwa futhi nakweyimfihlo eDenmark, okungaziwa muntu. "
9. "Ngakho, kwenzeka ukuthi iTinder akuyona isicelo sokuthola ama-nannies. Ngiyaxolisa kuCrystal noJanin ngokungaqondi kahle. "
10. "Indodakazi yami yanyakaza emlonyeni wami, ngenkathi ngisakazwa. Kubonakala sengathi uyajabula kakhulu naye. Ihlaya laliyimpumelelo. Kodwa empeleni uma kudingeka ukuthi angingcwabe. "
11. "Njengazo zonke izintsha, ngaya kumakhulu ekuvakashele. NgeBhayibheli. Yena (indodakazi yami) uzoba ngcono! "
12. Ngenxa yendodakazi yami, ngilungele ukudlula emlilweni. Awu, hhayi ngqo ngomlilo - kusengozini. Kungcono ngekamelo elimanzi kakhulu. Nakuba cha, hhayi emanzi kakhulu, nginekhanda elifanayo. "
13. "Ngaya eDisneyland, ngoba indodakazi yami ihlezi ngoMickey Mouse. Wajabula kakhulu lapho ngifika futhi ngamtshela ngakho. "
14. "Akunandaba ukuthi iyiphi incwadi yezingane engiyifunde ingane yami yokukhala endizeni. Ukuziphatha kwendaba ngayinye kuncipha ibe yinye - i-vasectomy "(umsebenzi oholela ekuhlulekeni kwamadoda ukuba nezingane).
15. "Kulula ukubeka tattoo ngemuva kwengane. Kunzima kakhulu ukuthola umuntu ozothatha lo msebenzi. "
16. "Ngabheka" i-Cold Heart "ngaphandle kwentombazane eneminyaka emibili kulokhu ekuseni. Ukuphelelwa yithemba kubonakala ngezindlela ezahlukene. "
"Akukho lutho olungcono kunokuchitha ekuseni ebuka emehlweni endodakazi yakhe encane nokuhlekisayo:" Angikwazi ukwenza lokhu. "
18. "Ngitshele indodakazi yami ukuthi ilanga lihle ngoba liziphatha kabi. Ngicabanga ukuthi kufanele ngicabange ngokujulile ngokubhala izincwadi ekukhuliseni izingane. "
19. "Ngithanda ukugqoka indodakazi yami ezinganeni zezingubo. Ama-pajamas e-pink a-pink. Amasokisi amancane amhlophe. Isikhumba se-black leather. I-Mimicry isuke ingaveli. "
"Ngosuku lukababa, indodakazi yami yayihleka ngami. Futhi kwangiphefumulela kakhulu. Ngaqoqa masinyane izikhwama zami futhi ngahamba iminyaka engu-6 ukubhala incwadi mayelana nobaba. "