Ngakho yilokho esikushoyo lapho sikhuluma ngengozi "yesine yokuphila".
1. Uphupha ngokwenza into enzima ngezinwele zakho ukuze uvuselele isithombe.
2. Noma into engapheli ...
3. Uthola isimo sengqondo esibi lapho uthola ukuthi enye yezinkanyezi ingaphansi kwakho.
Ubusha kunawe.
4. Amaqembu namanje ayamnandi, kodwa angakhunjulwa kancane kunangaphambili. Lokhu kubangela ukungqubuzana kuwe.
5. Futhi uyazibuza ukuthi uthanda kanjani ukuchitha ebusuku ekhaya manje.
6. Ngesikhathi sokuqala empilweni yakho, uqala ukucabanga: "Ngimdala ngempela ukuthi ngigqoke lokhu?"
7. Wena uhamba phakathi kwesifiso sokuzinakekela wena nesifiso sokujabulela izinsuku ezisele zobusha bakho.
8. Uyanciphisa umbuthano wabangani bese uqala ukubona ukuthi labo abahlala nawe kukhona labo abadinga ngempela.
9. Uzimisele kakhulu ukwenza imali ku-akhawunti yakho ngeholidi lamaphupho akho, ukuze "uzithole" (noma ngabe kusho ukuthini).
10. Awukazi kahle ukuthi isikhwama sempesheni siyini, futhi kuba yinkinga.
11. Ukwenza imisebenzi obelwe yona kubangela imizwa engavamile yokunqoba.
12. Ujwayele ukwesaba ukuba khona.
Ukwesaba.
13. Ngokungazelelwe, uqala ukujabulela ukuhlangana nabazali. Yiqiniso, bayesaba kancane lokhu.
14. Ungomunye wamaqembu amabili: abantu abalindele ngokulangazela izingane, nabantu abesaba ngenxa yokucabanga kwabo.
15. Noma kunjalo, ekhanda lakho uhlale unemibuzo: "Futhi endaweni yakho empilweni?"
16. Uvame ukucabanga ngendlela yokuphunyuka kubantu, uhlala endaweni engaziwayo yezwe futhi udla lokho okushiwo umhlaba.
17. Uyaziphendulela, uzikholise ukuthi ungaba ocebile futhi udumile uma unethuba (naphezu kokuntuleka kwamakhono amakhono).
Ngithanda ukulala.
18. Ubheka isichazamazwi slangane slang ukuze uqiniseke ukuthi uyazi incazelo yegama elisha.
Sawubona fellas!
19. Izinkanyezi eziningi futhi ungazi nakanjani.
Abantu, ungubani?
20. Izinhloso zakho nokwaneliseka kwakho njalo zilwa. Ungakwazi yini ukubamba iqhaza kumarathon ukuze ubuke umbukiso owuthandayo?
Kuyinto evamile ukubukela i-TV usuku lonke.
21. Ingabe uthola imikhuba yokudla enempilo ... ngenxa yokwesaba?
Yidla, udle!