Mhlawumbe, ngamunye wethu waqaphela ngokuphindaphindiwe emgwaqweni kubantu abathile abafake ama-jean aqinile, nesisu esisodwa futhi izinhlangothi zibaphezu, njengenhlama ekhuphuka.
Kwenzeka kanjani manje ukuthuthukisa? Ngemuva kwalokho, lo mboniso awukona nje ukuhleka, kodwa futhi awujabulisi neze. Ukuthi ucabanga ukuthi abadlulile, ungabheka esihlokweni sethu ukuhlanganiswa kwesithombe, ukuthi ungagqoki kanjani i-jeans uma unesisindo esengeziwe.
Ake siqale, mhlawumbe, ngomncane. Lapha, kubonakala sengathi konke kulungile, kodwa ukukhipha ngaphansi kwekhati, akufanelekile ku-jeans ohlangothini, phanga ukubukeka konke.
Ngakho-ke ungakholelwa emlandweni wokuthi uma ugqoka i-jeans ubukhulu obuncane, uzobukeka obuncane. Njengoba kungabonakala ngokucacile, i-intanethi izoqhubeka isendaweni ethile.
Kodwa lesi sibonakaliso esivela kulolu chungechunge "ngisho noma inkinobho ifakwe, ngakho-ke, njengoba isisu singadonseli, indiza izosabalalisa."
Ngakho-ke, ukucindezela entwasahlobo ku-jeans oyikhonzile, kudingeka ucabange ngamafomu kusengaphambili.
Ngeke kube yinto engafanele ukwenza izilinganiso ngasekupheleni kwebusika, ukuze ungabonakali kanje.
Amafomu afanayo afanayo e-jeans asevele athola amamaki afanayo kwi-intanethi.
Ngemuva kokubona okufanayo emgwaqweni, awekho amagama.
Kodwa umbuzo uhlala uthi: "Wenze kanjani lokho, wazibandakanya kanjani kulezi zambatho?"
Uma ubheka le ntombazane, uzolinda umsindo wejeans zokuqhekeka.
Futhi ngisho nokugxilisa amehlo akhe ngeso lengqondo ngokulindela ukuthi endaweni ethile yonke efanayo i-jeans burst ngezwi elikhulu.
Futhi lawa madodakazi amancane? Yiqiniso, akusiyo isisu, kodwa nje nje uhlobo oluyingqayizivele lohlobo, akunjalo?
Kodwa ngeke siphuthelwe la madoda, bona, njengabesifazane, bazama ngenkani ukuzifakela ku-jeans endala ...
... naphezu kokuthi i-girth yesihenqo isivele injalo kangangokuthi kungenzeka ukubeka i-hulaohup ngokuqinile.