Abaphathi be-retouching nabashintsha izithombe baqhudelana njalo, basebenzise lonke ulwazi lwabo namakhono emzabalazweni wendawo yokuqala ekudaleni isithombe esihle kakhulu. "Kungani?" Ubuza?
Omunye ophumelela ngasese ngenxa yentshisekelo, othile ulandela imigomo yobugovu, nomunye umuntu - nje ngenxa yokuhleka kwabanye. Ikakhulukazi kuwe, senze ukukhethwa kwezithombe ezihlekisayo, okusetshenzwa ku-Photoshop ngabenzi bekhono abanamakhono. Okungcono - zizithokozise wena.
1. Ngendlela kaDonald Trump, akekho ongaphuza amanzi. Futhi kuthiwani uma yena, ngaleyo ndlela, edonsela amandla, njengomqashi wase Harry Potter?
2. U-Edward Munch waqonda ngokucacile umlingiswa omusha womdwebo wakhe.
3. Wake wambona isibungu? Khohlwa ukuthi ubukeka kanjani! Nasi isithombe sakhe esisha.
4. Ngiyaxolisa, bazalwane, kodwa nansi inyoni ayizange ihambe ngenhlanhla? Angikwazi ukukuthola!
5. Lokhu kuyi-SpartAAA !! Hmm, hamba, sorry. Lona i-AmericaAAA!
6. Wow, wena, e-my! Washiya okwesibili. Ilanga lalilapho. Izinyoni zahlabelela. Mamaaa!
7. Uma ifilimu edumile "i-Titanic" ibhalwe yi-koshatnitsa yesifazane.
8. "Ubonile imilenze yami na? Yebo, ngenza ukujikeleza okuyisigungu ngamaminithi angu-30 ngosuku. Enye yokudla efanele nokuqeqeshwa kwe-cardio. "
9. Cha, kuhle, yini. Noma yini engaba khona. Iphupho lingagcwaliseka noma kunini.
10. "Yeka ukuthi lezi zithandani zidla kanjani. Akuyona eyesibili yokuphumula. Ngizokugcina nini umhlalaphansi? "
11. UStephen King uyakwazisa lolu hlelo ekusetshenzisweni kwencwadi yakhe ethi "It."
12. UNicolas Cage wayevele ephutha emnyangweni esitolo. Noma konke akunjalo ..?
13. "Khuluma, yedwa ensimini akuyona impi?"
14. "Georgik, udlile ekuseni? Bheka amehlo akho lapho u-Grandma ekhuluma nawe! ยป.
15. Ukuze kimi iqhwa, lokho kimi ukushisa, lapho inja oyintandokazi nami.
16. Abangane bayaziwa enkingeni, akunjalo?
17. Ucabanga ukuthi uKim Jong-un uyadala umhlaba ngezikhali zenuzi? Une "isikhali" esabekayo kakhulu.
18. UDarth Vader akasekho okufanayo.
19. "Omncane, ngubani owakucasula?" Bonisa ubaba wakho ngomunwe! Sizokukhuluma naye. "
20. Owesifazane uhamba ngesivinini sikaDonald Trump. Ngempela, mnandi?