Ufuna ukunikeza ingane yakho izinkumbulo ezinhle kakhulu zobuntwana? Khona-ke nangu ugqozi lwakho.
Wonke umzali utshela ihora ngezikhathi ezithile. Hhayi, kuthiwani uma ngenxa yobudala bantfwana abangekho ngaso sonke isikhathi ukulungele ukuthola ulwazi oluthile, futhi okunye akudingeki bazi. Yebo, futhi ngubani omunye owahlukunyezwa ngokholo eSanta Claus noma eNyantweni Yamazinyo, uma ngenxa yalokho, izingane zazifuna ukwazi, ziphefumulelwe futhi zibaluleke kakhulu - izipho eziningi!
Kodwa khumbula ukuthi ukuqamba amanga kufanele futhi kube ngokulinganisela, ngoba uma umshayeli omusha engakugwema ukwenza izinto zokwakha, idumela lakho lizoxoshwa kanye naso sonke ... Nakuba sithole izindaba ezingu-15 ezinhle nezinhliziyo ezithinta inhliziyo abazali "bakhohlisile" ingane yabo, kodwa emva kwalokho banezinkumbulo ezinhle kakhulu zobuntwana babo!
1. "Ngangihlale ngithakazeliswa yi-cosmos. Futhi lapho ngisemncane kakhulu, ubaba wathatha isinyathelo sakhe sokuhamba, futhi ngokushesha nje lapho sekukhanya, wasiyisa emceleni. Lapho silala embhedeni, wabonisa efasiteleni ukuthi wayebekele inyanga kimi. Eminyakeni embalwa edlule wafa, kodwa njalo ebusuku uma ngibona inyanga esibhakabhakeni, ngiyakhumbula ngaye ... "
2. "Umama wami isazi sezobuchopho! Konke ebuntwaneni bami washiya amaswidi ngamahhala futhi waze wanxusa ukuba adle umbhangqwana. Kodwa imifino ifihle ngamabomu phambi kwami, ithi lokhu kuyiphilisi ekhethekile futhi ingadliwa kuphela ekudleni futhi ngezikhathi ezikhethekile. Futhi kwasebenza! Lapho ngineminyaka eyisithupha, ngosuku lwami lokuzalwa esikhundleni sekhekhe ngangicela ukupheka isitsha samahlumela aseBrussels! "
3. "Ngisemncane, ngangikhuluma kabi. Ngokuvamile, angizange ngisindiswe kimi, futhi ngandlela-thile ngibhekane nokuntuleka kwami, abazali bami bangitshela ukuthi ngenyanga inyanga umuntu anikezwa amagama angu-10 000 kuphela. Futhi yilokho! Igama elilandelayo, akakwazi nje ukusho ngokomzimba! Futhi ngalezo zinsuku lapho ngikhuluma ngokukhethekile, ubaba wayethi: "Qaphela, uphawu lwakho seludlulile kakade ku-9 000. Kufanele ucabange ngalo." Ucabanga ukuthi akuzange kusize? "
4. "Ubaba wathi uma nginakekele ilitshe elingavamile elingakhula, nokukhuthazela kwami kwanele kuze kube umzuzwana lapho ukukhula kwawo kuyeka, khona-ke uzongithenga inja. Futhi uyazi, nsuku zonke nganginisela futhi ngageza, futhi lapho ngiya esikoleni, ubaba wafuna ikhophi ecacile yalesi sitshe, nje kancane kancane, wabeka endaweni yakhe ... "
5. "Mina nomfowethu sasingathandi ukugeza. Abazali baqala ukusitshela ukuthi sinomunye umzalwane ongathandanga ukugeza futhi waphenduka ... UMSEBENZI! Ngaphezu kwalokho, baze badlulisela isithombe sakhe ku-albhamu yomndeni! "
6. "Amaloli omculo ayevame ukudlula emgwaqeni wethu, lapho ice cream yayithengiswa khona. Kodwa abazali bami bathi uma umculo uzwakala, kusho ukuthi ... i-ayisikhilimu isanda kuphela! "
7. "Indodakazi yethu yenqaba ngokuqinile ukudla izinhlanzi, futhi ngandlela-thile imfundisa ngalesi sidlo esiwusizo, safika nomqondo wokuyibiza ngokuthi" inkukhu yase-Argentina ". Kodwa ayizange ihlale isikhathi eside - ugogo wami weza futhi wabhubhisa konke ... "
8. "Lapho ngiseyingane, ubaba wangitshela ukuthi amathoyizi akhula ngaphansi kwokhula egcekeni. Futhi uma ngizishaya zonke, ke, ekugcineni, omunye uzongena kimi. Futhi uyazi, ngikholelwa kukho isikhathi eside ...! "
9. "Lapho sihamba noGogodi emgwaqeni omkhulu, wangitshela ukuthi indlela esheshayo yokwazi inani lezinkomo emasimini ukubala imilenze yawo bese ihlukanisa ngo-4. Kodwa umkhulu wayeseyena inkosi ye-trolling!"
10. "Njengengane, upapa wathi udwebe kahle amaDalmatians, ukuthi ngemva kwakhe baze bazinikezela amachashazi ama-ladybirds. Futhi uyazi, ngandlela-thile ngikholelwa kuye ... "
11. "Ngezwa indaba ehlekisa kakhulu njengengane esitolo. Khona-ke umfana womakhelwane wayenqatshelwe ukuthi angasondeli kakhukhunathi. Ngokusho kwakhe, laba babe ... bephethe amaqanda! "
12. "Umama uvale umnyango kithi futhi wasibuza ukuba singayivula, njengoba ekhona ngaphandle komnyango esisiza uPapa ukuba athole isithombe, futhi singamshaya. Siyibambe, kungaki ubusuku obumile ngaphansi kweminyango ... "
13. "Ubaba wami ungumfana omkhulu wekhofi. Ngokuvamile uyaphuza izindebe ezingu-2-3 ngosuku, kodwa ngangiqiniseka ukuthi ngingenza isiphuzo sami sokuqala kuphela ngo-16. Ngaphandle kwalokho, kuvunyelwe umthetho. Ngabe-ke ngo-16, lapho ngilalela ikhofi e-Starbucks kuqala, ngangihlale nginovalo lokuthi ngizoboshwa! "
"Ngesikhathi ngisemncane, ngikholelwa amazwi kababa wokuthi i-TV yayizoqhuma uma ngicindezela inkinobho ekulawuleni okude. Lapho ngakhula, kwakukhona izinkinobho ezingavunyelwe ngaphezulu. Kodwa ngelinye ilanga, ngifuna ukwazi, ngangibacindezela futhi ... ngathola ukuthi yiziphi "iziteshi zobulili ezingcolile" ezazisemva kwabo! "
15. "Umama wethu wayemangalisayo nje! Ngesikhathi esengumntwana, wasitshela ukuthi i-M & M'S brown ayinakwenzeka - yenzelwe abantu abadala kuphela. Sakhetha futhi sanikeza yonke i-candy brown. Futhi manje sisebenzisa thina ngokwethu ... "