Enenethiwekhi kukhona umphakathi ohlukile obizwa ngeKripipasta, lapho wonke umuntu angatshela khona indaba embi. Ukuhleka uJack, Ben Drowned noJeff the Assassin, bonke bangamaqhawe e-intanethi. I-first of these monsters inezikhali eside ngeminwe ebukhali, okuyinto isikhali esiphelele sokubulala. Emahlombe akhe unenhlanzi, futhi esikhundleni sekhasi isilwane, emigqonyeni emnyama nemhlophe. Umbala ofanayo unemikhono yesigqebhezana. Qhathanisa lo mlingisi njalo nge-clown ejwayelekile, kodwa ukuhleka kokuhleka uJack kukuthuthumela, futhi akujabulisi. Lo mbulali uvame ukubopha izisulu zakhe odongeni noma phansi futhi ahlukumeze afe. Indaba ehlekisayo mayelana nokuhleka kukaJack ikhuluma ngomama owaqaphela ukuthi indodana yakhe encane inomngane ocabanga ukuthi uyingozi.
Ungabiza kanjani ukuhleka uJack?
Ukuqhuba umkhuba kuyadingeka ukuthatha amaswidi, ama-2 amaphepha, amapensela nezikhali. Ukwenza konke kunconywa ngobusuku endaweni efihliwe ukuze kungabikho lutho. Thatha iphepha bese udweba kuwo amaqhawe aseKripipast. Akudingekile ukwakha ubuciko obuhle, into esemqoka ukubona izici ezihlukile. Iqhawe lesithupha kufanele libe nguJack. Thatha izikhali bese usika uhlamvu ngalunye ngokucophelela. Kwesinye ishidi ukudweba inkanyezi evamile, ekupheleni kwawo okubeka izinhlamvu ezilungiselelwe. Phakathi nendawo, hlala ukuhleka uJack, bese ufaka i-candy kuye. Bese uphinda la mazwi izikhathi eziningana:
"Ukuhleka uJack ukuza, thatha amaswidi kimi."
Emva kwalokho, hamba ulale, bese uhlola uswidi ekuseni. Uma beyanyamalala, uJack ufuna ukuba abangane, futhi uma ngandlela-thile echithwa, ke ngandlela-thile ephikisiwe. Ngemva kokubiza ukuhleka kweJack, kuyadingeka ukuba uxolise kuye ukuze ungazitholi inhlekelele. Nalapha, qeda zonke izinhlamvu bese uthi izikhathi ezimbalwa:
"Ukuhleka uJack ukuza, xolela icala lami."
Emva kwalokho, zonke izinto ezisetshenziselwa umkhuba zibhujiswa kahle.