Amaqiniso angu-36 mayelana neCanada

Izwe langaphandle lezingubo zokuthunga.

1. Abantu baseChurchill bayashiya iminyango yezimoto zabo evulekile uma omakhelwane befuna ukufihla masinyane emabhere we-polar.

2. Kukhona ngisho netilongo ngamabhere we-polar abawela emakhaya ukuthola ukudla.

3. Izinkomo eCanada azinikezwa ama-hormone nezikhuthazo zokufakelwa, ukuze zikhiqize ubisi obengeziwe.

Futhi lokhu kusho ukuthi yonke imikhiqizo yobisi ekhiqizwa eCanada inobungane.

4. Ingqikithi yosuku ngo-1943 i-Ottawa yenza isigceme esisodwa esibhedlela "sokudlula emhlabeni" (international) ukuze indodakazi yenkosi yaseDutch ingazalwa isiDashi esiphelele.

(Lokhu kwakudingeka ukugcina isihloko).

5. Manje ngokubonga eNetherlands ngonyaka kaMeyi uthumele izinkulungwane zama-tulips eCanada.

Eqhutshwa ngoMeyi, umkhosi ubonisa ubuhle be-tulips zezimbali.

6. Ngakho e-Ottawa, uMkhosi Wezimbali wazalwa, okuvame ukuhlala cishe amasonto amabili.

7. Abamele beSonto LaseBestborough Baptist - ama-Americanophiles nalabo abasebenzisa ama-homophobes - avunyelwe ukungena ezweni.

Ukuwela umngcele, kanye nokuhlelwa kwemibuthano emngcwabeni (omunye wemisebenzi ozithandayo yamalungu esonto - ukubamba imihlangano ngesikhathi sokungcwaba kwabantu abadumile) kubhekwa njengecala elijeziswa nguhulumeni wesifundazwe nesifundazwe.

8. I-noodle esheshayo i-Kraft Dinner (KD) - umkhiqizo owuthandwa kakhulu ezweni. AmaCanada adla ama-55% ngaphezu kwamaMelika.

9. Ngokumangazayo, kodwa iqiniso: izinga lempompo eCanada livame kakhulu, ibhodlela.

10. Ezweni kukhona ikhodi yeqoqo legolide elibonisa i-narwhal.

11. Futhi ingxenye yesine ene-dinosaur ekhanya ebumnyameni!

12. I-Mint yaseCanada nayo yakha isamba semali eyizigidi eziyizigidi zaseCanada. Futhi uma befisa, umnikazi angayikhokha.

13. I-Canada ibhekwa njengezwe elifundile kakhulu emhlabeni.

14. Kukhona "i-Apology Act" ezweni.

Usivumela ukuba sicabange ukuxolisa enkantolo njengesisekelo sokunciphisa ukujeziswa ngisho nokuxolelwa.

15. Emdlalweni wezwe lomhlaba we-1930, ithimba leHockey laseCanada lizimisele kangangokuthi abagijimi babengadingeki nokuba bahlanganyele ochungechungeni lwezemidlalo eziyinkimbinkimbi. Ithimba laphuthelwa ngokushesha.

Lapho abantu baseCanada baphumelele khona ukuthola igolide.

16. Njalo ngonyaka izigidi zezincwadi ezibhekiswe kuSanta Claus eNyakatho YePhoyisa ziza eCanada Post. Futhi kuzo zonke izimpendulo zemibuzo zilotshwe egameni likaMnu Klaus.

Unomthwalo wabo bonke abamele izinhlangano zokuzithandela.

17. Izinhlamvu zokuphendula zikhombisa ikheli elilodwa: Santa Claus, North Pole, HOH OHO.

18. ECanada kunendawo lapho amandla adonsela phansi ephansi kunezinye izindawo.

19. Phakathi nenkathi yeholide, inhlangano yokuzithandela isebenza kuleli zwe, elikhulula abaseCanada abaphuza kakhulu mahhala, nalabo abakhathele kakhulu ukushayela ngokuzimela.

Ingabe uhlela isiphuzo? Shayela inyamazane!

Uhlelo luphethe igama elihlekayo elithi "Operation" ekhaleni elibomvu ", futhi abashayela-izisebenzi zokuvolontiya, ngokuhlekisayo, kuthiwa yizinyamazane.

Ifoni esemthethweni yaseCanada i-1-800-O-Canada.

Futhi lokhu akuyona ihlaya;)

21. UGeorge Street eNewfoundland inebabhebhe namapaki amaningi ngekhilomitha elilodwa kunanoma yimuphi umgwaqo eNyakatho Melika.

22. ECanada, kuvunyelwe ukuhlola ukugcinwa kwezidakamizwa kubantu egazini kokubili ngaphambi kokungena emsebenzini, nangesikhathi sokusebenza.

23. I-pizza yaseHawaii yasungulwa ngumhlali wase-Ontario.

24. Kukhona isamba samasu esiraphu ezweni.

25. I-Canada yase-Alberta yiyona ndawo kuphela emhlabeni lapho kungekho khona khona amagundane aseNorway (grey).

26. Ngo-1947, iqembu lezingane liphikisana ngokuthi le tshokoleji ivele ngamanani kusukela ku-5 ukuya kwangu-8.

27. UNgqongqoshe wezeZakhamuzi kanye nokuThuthukiswa kwamanye amazwe wathi uSanta Claus ungumCanada.

28. ECanada kukhona isiqhingi esibizwa nge "Dildo".

29. Inkulumo yendabuko yase-Halloween ethi "Amaswidi noma Ukufa" yaqala ukusetshenziswa e-Alberta.

30. ICanada McDonald's iyathengisa kuphela isidlo sikaMcLobster.

31. Ukwethulwa kwehlelo lokunakekelwa kwezempilo emhlabeni wonke, kungenzeka ukubonga umkhulu uKiefer Sutherland.

32. EYunivesithi yaseVictoria kukhona inkambo esemthethweni "Batman Science".

E-Saskatchewan, ama-hoodies ajwayele ukubizwa nge-bunnyhug, okuhunyushwa ngokuthi "ukwamukela unogwaja".

34. Ezingxenyeni ezingaba yingxenye yezifundazwe zaseCanada (lapho, ngendlela engaphezu kwezingu-85% zabantu abahlala kulo lonke izwe) ababesifazane.

35. EBrithani Columbia, kunedolobha ene-V4G 1N4.

36. Ucwaningo luye lwabonisa ukuthi amaCanada ayingxenye yesibili kwezizwe ezijabule kunazo zonke emhlabeni. Futhi nsuku zonke bajabula kakhulu.