Yiqiniso, iSingapore idumile hhayi kuphela ngenxa yezimangalo zayo, kodwa ayikhunjulwa kakhulu ukuthi kuyisono esingayitsheli.
1. Ezinye izibonakaliso lapha ziyancipha.
Akuvunyelwe ukudlala endaweni yokudlala.
2. Ezinye izimpawu zaseSingapore ziphikisana nazo.
Akukho lutho okumelwe lwenze?
Qalisa ikethi
Nakuba kungakufanelekile
Uxolo
Kungcono ukuthola omunye umsebenzi
3. Ezinye izibonakaliso zibambelela eziphilayo.
Azikho izibuko ebusuku
Akupholile
4. Kunezibonakaliso zokuxwayisa eSingapore.
Ukunakwa sicela!
Qaphela ingozi
5. Kuphela kuleli zwe ungahlangana nendoda, okubonakala sengathi ilungele noma yini.
6. I-Singapore - izwe lama-superheroes.
I-Batman Bean Superman
7. Yileyo ndlela ukukhangisa okuhle kakhulu emhlabeni "Pepsi" kubonakala.
8. Futhi lapha kukhona okumnandi kunazo zonke "Pringle" - nge ukunambitheka crab kanye seaweed.
9. Ukuthatha indawo eSingapore, ungafaka nje iphakethe lama-napkins kuwo.
10. Noma udoti.
11. Kukhona ama-shrimps amakhulu!
Futhi kusuka kubo uthola ukudla okulula okumnandi okuwake kwadingeka uzame.
12. Ngokungazelelwe ngangifuna amazambane ahlambulukile? Sicela ulandele ingxenye kumshini okhethekile.
I-Puree
13. Kuphela eSingapore ungathenga ithoyizi "Hare-Hitler".
14. Noma into engavamile.
Izitho zobulili zesilisa
Ubusuku beSingapore bugcwele ...
Abantu lapha bangagqoka njengephepha lekhabhoni, futhi abakhathazeki nhlobo.
17. Inkungu enkulu kakhulu yinto evamile yeSingapore.
Izolo ekuseni
Izolo kusihlwa
Namuhla
18. Abashayeli bamatekisi abaningi bendawo badla kakhulu kangangokuthi badlala esitokisini samasondo ngokuqondile ngemuva kwesondo.
19. Futhi e-Air Force kukhona abantu abahle kakhulu.
20. E-Singapore, awukwazi ukuthenga i-chewing gum ngokukhululekile - nje nge-prescription.
Inkinga yukuthi i-gum gum ivame ukunamathela emnyango wesitimela, futhi ukuze ingabambezeli ukuhamba, ukufinyelela kubo kwakudingeka kulinganiselwe.
21. Awukwazi ukuphuza esiteshini sesitimela saseSingapore ukuze kungabi namanzi okuchitha, futhi akekho owehlayo.
22. Ukuthinta lapha kungabhekwa njengodlame noma ukuhlukunyezwa.
Awukwazi ukuqiniseka ukuthi akayona i-molester.