Kulesi sihloko sethula izithombe ezingenangqondo kakhulu ngezimo ezihlukahlukene zokuzibuza ezenzeka emabhishi omhlaba wonke.
Abaningi bethu, beza ogwini, zama ukwenza isithombe esihle ngokumelene nesizinda solwandle, isihlabathi segolide, ukuze bamangala abangane. Kodwa kaningi iqiniso liyi-prosaic engaphezu kokulindela, futhi ngezinye izikhathi izithombe aziveki zikhangayo njengoba abalobi bezithombe bacabanga.
1. Isithombe ngokumelene nesizinda samagagasi aqhamukayo
Lesi yisithombe esivela ochungechungeni: "Ngitshele uma iqala ukumboza umvuthwandaba." Isithombe esifanayo singatholakala kuwo wonke umuntu okungenani kanye owayeselwandle. Kodwa impilo akuyona i-Hollywood, uma ulindele ukuthi ukugqama kwegagasi kuyobe kuhlelwe kahle phezu kwekhanda lakho. Ngokujwayelekile iqiniso libukeka kanje.
2. Uzama ukuthini ngekhanda?
Akucaci ukuthi le ntombazane izama ukuthini isithombe ngenkumbulo ebhishi, mhlawumbe ifuna ukubona ukuthi ingxenye yomuzimba wayo ibheka ngakuphi?
3. Hamba emanzini
Ngezinye izikhathi ukuhamba okuvamile emanzini okuvela emahlombe omngane kubonakala sengathi udweba i-acrobatic.
4. Imfashini yokubhukuda imfashini
Umfana othakazelisayo, wahlaziya ngokucacile imibukiso ehlukahlukene yezemidlalo. Ngicabanga ukuthi le suti yokugeza ibheke phambili noma ukuthi ayengaqondi indlela yokugqoka amabhande kahle?
5. Kunzima ukugebha kudlule
Ukuba ne "iphuzu lesihlanu" elikhangayo, kunzima ukungaqapheli ngisho nasemanzini.
6. Superman akufani
Yebo, lesi sithombe esimangalisayo singabizwa ngokuthi "Superman eminyakeni engu-30 kamuva." Ngicabanga ukuthi bekude kangakanani le "indiza" yendiza yabahlali?
7. Abafana bangempela
Umfana wangempela ngisho nasemanzini akaguquli isitayela sakhe, ukhona yonke indawo epholile.
8. Kwabonakala
Uma ukhetha i-angle engakwesokudla, ungaba ngu-transvestite omncane.
9. Amatshe esikhundleni somcamelo
Kumuntu ophuzile ngokweqile ogwini, ngisho netshe kufanelekile njengemilenze.
10. Isithunzi se-sand
Okungaboni nje kuphela esihlabathini eselwandle! Wonke umuntu unemiqondo ehlukile, ngakho-ke ingcweti yomqondo.
11. Silas
Abesifazane bethu abakwazi ukuma kuphela emagodini bese befaka indlu egcweleyo, kodwa futhi baphathe othandekayo, uma kunesidingo.
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Hhayi, kodwa bekuyoba nesithombe esihle, uma kungenjalo kungenwa yizinja uthando.
13. Ingemuva
Ngaphambi kokuba uthathe isithombe endaweni egcwele, qiniseka ukuqinisekisa ukuthi ngeke ususwe ngemuva.
14. Ubukhulu obuncane
Kungakhathaliseki ukuthi udinga ukudla kancane, noma isikhathi eside ukukhetha ngokuhambisana nobukhulu be-"bumper".
15. Ukulindela kanye neqiniso
Lokhu kukhethwa kulolu chungechunge, abalinde ogwini olumayelana nentombazane, futhi lokho abakubona kuyiqiniso.
16. Kodwa kwi "Labutenas"
Kodwa yikuphi umehluko ukuthi ulwandle lwaluya esikhwameni, okubaluleke kakhulu, ukuthi intombi yabona "uLututeny" omusha esithombeni ekuxhumaneni nomphakathi.
17. I-swimsuit enhle
I-swimsuit enjalo ingaba yinto eshisayo kuphela. Ngenamandla kunaye akekho oye wabona.
18. Ukuhlakanipha kwamaShayina
Ukuhweba nokucabanga kwamaShayina akuyeki ukumangala. Bafika ngokukhetha, ukuthi ungadlala kanjani imidlalo yebhodi emanzini.
19. Umama udinga ukulalela
Uma umama ethi awukwazi ukubhukuda, awukwazi! Uma kungenjalo uzobamba futhi akhiphe ingane yakhe engalaleli ngasemuva kwezingodo.
20. Cape kusukela elangeni
Ebhishi alishisi ubuso bakhe, lingabhekwa ngento ethile, ngisho nendoda ethandekayo oyithandayo.
Susa ikhanda lakho!
Le nhlanhla idangele ukuthi emhlanganweni naye lo mbhoshongo awusususi ikhanda, ngokuqinisekile uzomfundisa imikhuba.
22. I-salti ye-beach best
Ukunyuka kwalokhu kukhululekile, lo mfana wayenokuphumula okuhle, ekwahlulela ngobuso obunelisekile.
23. Ukuhlasela
Yebo, akuwona wonke amabhishi angahamba kalula ngokudla okunambithekayo ezandleni zakho: ungafinyelela "ekulandeleni kwe-shaggy".
24. Ukushada okungenasisekelo
Manje wonke umuntu uzokwazi ukuthi le ndoda imatasa: umfazi uyayinakekela ngendlela ephumelelayo ngangokunokwenzeka.
25. Ukugijima emanzini
Yilokho okushiwo ukudubula okuphumelelayo! Yebo, ubani othi awukwazi ukuhamba ngamanzi?