Ubufakazi bokuthi kukhona injabulo

Futhi ufaka amandla kancane kulokhu okuthunyelwe, ungalokothi uhleke?

1. I-puppy ejabule kakhulu emhlabeni.

2. Duckling, eneliseke ngokuphelele ngokuphila.

3. Le pesik, ukhahlela kulokho okugijima.

4. I-otters enothando.

5. Inja ekhishwe e-leash, futhi yagijimela olwandle, yilapho, ngokushesha ngangokunokwenzeka.

6. Ngeshwa, usuku lokuzalwa lunye kuphela ngonyaka.

7. Injabulo engavinjelwe kwiqembu likaKhisimusi elinde isikhathi eside.

8. Yini engcono kunokuthi ibhuku lokubhukuda eliqabulayo ngosuku olushisayo ehlobo.

9. Phambili esikhathini esidlule! Izwe le-Jurassic inkathi ilinde wena!

10. Umlomo ogcwele webhethoni - amabhulukwe agcwele injabulo.

11. Ibhekoni - injabulo eyengeziwe!

12. Uma kuphela umnikazi engabonanga ... Yenza ukuqhutshwa kombuthano owengeziwe - bashise amakholori.

13. Izindaba ezinhle!

Le nsizwa yayala ama-slippers angu-45 ngobukhulu ... Kubonakala sengathi abasebenzi be-nkampani badidekile okuthile. Kodwa lokhu kuphakamisa isimo sengqondo kumakhasimende.

14. I-Brigade. Kanye ndawonye kuze kube phakade.

15. Kukhona ukuthi izinja zingabanjwa? I-Urrra!

16. Zonke izinto ezinhle!

17. Sawubona!

18. M-isihe.

19. Uthanda kanjani uProfesa Xavier ngesimo se-lobster giant? Umora!

20. Emva kwalokho umfana akagezanga isandla sakhe ngesonto.

"O Nkulunkulu! U-Usain Bolt ngokwakhe unginike inqwaba! "

21. Injabulo!

22. Ake sibe abangane?

23. Siyikhululekile, njengezinyoni esibhakabhakeni ...

24. Ngaphandle kwabangani bami, kancane, kodwa nabangani kakhulu!

25. "Angikwazi ukulinda ukubona izwe lonke!"

26. Kungcono kunanoma yikuphi ukukhanga.

27. "Ngiyakuthanda, impilo yakho!"

28. Indawo yokuhlangana ayikwazi ukushintshwa.

"Angikwazi ukunquma ukuthi yini ehamba phambili: iqiniso lokuthi uPeter Pen ushaya iDarth Vader, noma ukuthi abashayeli besikhukhula babembethe ama-caps Mouse."

- Ngombono wami, oweqile ukuthi iNkosi Engumnyama ibamba ibhaluni.

- Disney ...

29. "Cabanga, ngiyagula ... Into eyinhloko ukuthi nginomphathi we-fucking!"

30. Uphondo lwe-rhinoceros uphondo lucabangela wonke umkhumbi nokushaya izandla!

31. Akukho lutho olungcono emhlabeni kunokuba uthathe i-cutlet yenkosi!