Lahla ukuphila kwe-podnadoevshego oda, okuba isikhathi esiningi nomzamo, kuyiqiniso ngempela uma ukhuluma ngalolu daba ngobuciko. Izinto ezijwayelekile zingashintshwa zibe yisimangaliso sangempela sekhaya ngaphandle kokushintsha ukusebenza kwazo.
Uma ukhathalela ukuheha komuntu, khona-ke ngokuqinisekile ungafaki zonke amaswidi amonakalo. Kodwa ubuciko bokupheka ebhakabhakeni bubukeka bubonakala bukhangayo kangangokuthi ufuna ukuwadla ngamehlo akho! Kumantombazane angafuni ukudla amakhilogremu angaphezulu, kepha awakwazi ukuphika ukuzijabulisa nokuhleka komzimba futhi adala umcamelo othakazelisayo owenzayo "Amakhukhi", aguqula ingaphakathi ejwayelekile ngesikhathi esheshayo. Manje, ngaphandle kwesimo senembeza, ungahlala esihlalweni esithambile nge laptop bese uphuza itiye nge pechenyushka.
I-napkins ye-Hygienic - yini engase ibe mnandi kakhulu? Futhi ucabange ukuthi ukukhipha enye "isabelo" ngeke ube nebhodibhodi ebhanini nge-slot, kodwa isilingo esingaqondakali, u-Count Dracula. Kwakuyisitayela sokuqala esasikhethwa ekwenzeni ibhokisi lamaphilisi "uCistyulya Dracula".
Kungenxa yokuthi amadoda ahlaziye ukuthi angakhula kanjani umuthi, futhi thina, amantombazane, sinemifino eyanele yangaphakathi. Kodwa ibhodlela elivamile lepulasitiki, i-ceramics noma ingilazi akunakwenzeka ukuheha. Kubonakala sengathi yiziphi izinto ezintsha ezingabanika abaqambi ngale ndawo? Ukungabaza ekudaleni kwabo? Pot for izimbali "engezansi", ifakwe uhlelo lokuqala sokunisela, kuzokuqinisekisa. I-whitecake ehlekisayo iyoqinisekisa ukuthi awukhohlwa ukuphuza imbali ngokuhamba kwesikhathi.
Akuyona into enhle kumfazi ophethwe kahle, ngisho nasezimo ezinzima kakhulu, ukusebenzisa ulimi olubi, kodwa akekho amanye amazwi akhumbula ukuthi ngesikhathi sokuhamba ebusuku eya endlini yokugezela noma efonini endleleni yemilenze yakho yezinwele kukhona i-rapids noma imilenze yezihlalo. With slippers eziyingqayizivele "Alien" lokhu ngeke kwenzeke, ngoba isibhamu-diodes, egibele emasokisini, izokhanyisa umgwaqo akukho okubi kakhulu kune-flashlight evamile.
Amabhodlela wendabuko akhona esikhathini esidlule! Lapho kufika i-Chain of Spells, ithebula lezemikhosi noma isidlo sakuthandana sishintsha, ngoba isiphuzo esiphuzayo sibonakala sisekho emoyeni. Futhi uma ubonisa lokhu ukuma kwezivakashi eziye zathola isikhathi sokunambitha izipho ze-Bacchus, gcina ikhamera isilungele, ngoba izinkulumo zalabo abashaywa ngethunge lensimbi elilenga emoyeni zifanele!
U-Hillary Clinton - owesifazane okwazi ukuthola okungenani "u-nut owodwa", futhi uma uthola lezi zinki zokusika amanothi ensimbi angenalutho, irekhodi lakhe lizoshaya. Ngokuvamile, i-Nutcracker ihlala, futhi "izinkinga zikaHillary Clinton". Futhi akukho zombangazwe!