Uma kukhona okusemthethweni, lokhu akusho ukuthi kuyamukeleka, ukuziphatha, futhi akucasuli abantu. Futhi ngisho noma kubonakala kuwe ukuthi lokhu kusebenza kuphela ezweni lezezimali, ezempilo kanye nebhizinisi, kukhona okunye okungazelelwe okungazithukuthelisa ngemizuzwana embalwa.
1. Uma umuntu ebeka isikhwama sakhe esihlalweni esiseduze nawe.
2. Kuyamangalisa kakhulu uma umuntu emisa phakathi komgwaqo ogcwele. Futhi uyazi ukuthi kungani enza lokho? Yebo, ukubona ukuthi ubani obeka esithombeni!
3. I-Patent trolling.
Yiqiniso, kubonakala kunalokho kungabonakali futhi kungaqondakali. I-essence yile ndlela elandelayo: umnikazi we-patent, ngaphandle kokuxuba, asebenzisa kabi amalungelo akhe. Ngamanye amazwi, umuntu onjalo ufuna ukulimaza ibhizinisi lakho futhi uzama ukuvimba izimpahla zakho kumasiko.
4. Ukucasula lapho umile ku-checkout, futhi ngaphambi kwakho, hhayi nje kuphela ukuthi lo muntu othumayo wabeka ingxenye yesitolo, ngakho-ke wayesekhohlwe into ethile futhi wagijima ukuze enze umkhiqizo ofanele.
5. Izindlu zangasese ezingcolile zomphakathi. Abahlanza ngempela bayakhokhela kangako ukuthi abafuni ukulahla udoti kaningi?
6. Lapha ubuyela ekhaya ebusuku futhi egcekeni indoda ehlakaniphile, ngenkathi ushayela, yanquma ukuvula ibhande elikhulu.
7. Ingxenye encane. Ngokuqinisekile othile uzothola indawo ekahle yokuxoxisana.
8. Izindaba ze-Fake.
Awu, kungani udala nabo? Futhi kungani lezi zihloko ezinkulu njengalezi ezilandelayo: "Ingabe ama-extraterrestrials athatha i-US"? Ukulinganisa? Siyabonga ngokuchitha isikhathi sakho kithi.
9. Izinto ezingenalutho.
Lapha, uyazi, zikhona izihloko ezinjalo, isihloko osibonile futhi sesivele silindele, ukuthi manje uzofunda isihloko esithakazelisayo, uzofunda okuthile okusha. Ngenxa yalokho, uzitholela kwenye inkunkuma edalwe abezindaba.
10. Futhi awukwazi ukuqonda ukuthi kungani emgqeni abanye abantu nje bathanda ukungena esikhaleni sakho siqu, kangangokuthi uzizwe ukuphefumula entanyeni yakho?
11. Kuyadabukisa ukuthi emva kokugeza amanzi akho amakhekhe angcono kunawo wonke, kodwa uma udinga ukuya emsebenzini, bona, ngenxa yesizathu esingaziwa, yiba yi-tow.
12. Uyathanda futhi uma ekuseni ushesha, isibonelo, ukutadisha futhi esikhundleni semaminithi angu 30 uqhuba ihora? Futhi ngani? Yebo, ngoba i-SUV "inqamule" i-moped futhi laba ababili abakwazi ukushiya umzila, ngoba balindele ukuthi amaphoyisa afike. Futhi yena, ngendleleni, naye ubambelele emotweni.
13. Futhi uyamangala yini lokhu "okusheshayo" 3G Inthanethi? Futhi uyazi ukuthi yini ehlekisa kakhulu? Ngakho-ke yilokhu esikudunyiswa yi-opharetha, ukubiza i-Internet ngekusasa. Futhi e-USA, okwamanje, abantu bane-4G isikhathi eside futhi sebexhumana ngokuthula nge-Skype emotweni yasemgwaqweni.
14. Lapha uya ezokuthutha zomphakathi, uhlonipha indawo yasekuseni ngaphandle kwefasitela. Futhi lapha, eceleni kwakho, umthandi womculo uhlezi phansi, okuyinto, ngokugcwele amandla, avula umculo kumakhanda akhe. Kuyingozi, akunjalo?
15. Futhi awunandaba nabasebenzi be "Metro" efanayo? Uyazi ukuthi ekupheleni kosuku baqoqa amaloli ambalwa aqhutshwe ngezimpahla "amakhasimende" amahle afaka endaweni engafanele? Uke wambona ibhodlela legour omunye umuntu washiya eshalofini enezindlu zangasese zangasese? Futhi ngithukuthele kakhulu nabantu abanjalo!
16. Ufika e-cafe, uhlale etafuleni elilodwa lamahhala, futhi lapho ... Futhi lapho ubuso bubhekene neziqu.
17. Ungasho nje ukuthi uvela enjabulweni enjalo. Uya emhlanganweni nabangani bakho, iphunga le-vanilla elimnandi, futhi eduze kwakho uhlala umuntu ongekho nje kuphela okhohliwe ukuthi yikuphi okudliwayo nesobho, kodwa ngelokuthile into ethile yayigubha futhi iphunga ... Yebo, baqagela, kunalokho .
18. Ukucasula lapho, ngokwemithetho yezimoto, abashayela imoto kumele bakudlulisele emgwaqeni ongenawo umthetho, kepha esikhundleni salokho niyimi imizuzu engu-10 bese ulinda imoto ukuba ihambe.
19. Uma umuntu edla, eqaqa ngamandla.
20. Ngize enkundleni ukuze ngijabulele umdlalo wabadlali bami abathandayo, futhi eduze kwakho uhlale emadodeni enza lokho, ahlale ehlafuna, ekhanda ngokupakisha ngaphansi kwezingubo bese ekhulula amahlaya angenangqondo.
21. Uma umuntu epaka njengo ... isithombo, ekugcineni sakha izinkinga zabahamba ngezinyawo nabanye abashayeli bezinye izimoto.
22. Yingakho abantu emigwaqweni bengasetshenziselwa ukuhlanza izilwane zabo ezifuywayo? Bheka nje amaJapane! Akugcini nje ukuthi bahlanza izindwangu zabo, ngakho-ke i-liquid ephuzi ihlanzwa ngekhambi elikhethekile.
23. Isitolo esikhulu. Usuku lokuphuma kanye namadeskithi angu-15 kuphela kwangu-15 ekhredithi asebenza.
Imishado yezingane. Kwamanye amazwe lokhu kusemthethweni, kodwa, uzovuma ukuthi lokhu kungalungile ezinganeni.
25. Uya ku-ATM, futhi uyakutshela ukuthi imali iphelile. Futhi uyazi ukuthi yikuphi okudingekayo kuwe? Kulungile, ngakolunye uhlangothi kwedolobha.